Well, good grief!!!

[Liann]

Ever had one of those days? I just walked down the hall (a VERY long hall here at work) and noticed my pants felt kind of weird, like they were hanging off. I get to the bathroom and would you know it, I had my pants on BACKWARDS!!! In my defense, these are maternity pants and so without an actual zipper and waist band, it's hard to tell the front from back, but still!!! What a goober....

 

[cataddict]

I'm sure no one noticed!

 

[SheWolf]

Okay, I am gonna let you go on that one due to pregnancy hormones and all....

But if you weren't preggers I would just have to say something! Like I managed to have two kids without ever wearing my maternity pants backwards. (Just joking)

 

[jonahnah]

Ever had one of those days? I just walked down the hall (a VERY long hall here at work) and noticed my pants felt kind of weird, like they were hanging off. I get to the bathroom and would you know it, I had my pants on BACKWARDS!!! In my defense, these are maternity pants and so without an actual zipper and waist band, it's hard to tell the front from back, but still!!! What a goober....

LOL Liann! One of my co-workers in her first week back at work after maternity leave wore 2 different shoes (slingback & a pump, one navy, one tan) She didn't notice until she went to the bathroom...

 

[marnold]

Oh my! I agree that nobody noticed but you! Bless your heart! I also refer to myself as a goober several times a week.

 

[BuffyR]

OMG, that is so funny!! I once wore two different color shoes to work. One black, one navy. I didn't notice until I was waiting outside the judge's chambers before a hearing. Suddenly, I looked down and was I ever motified. That was the last time I got dressed in the dark.

 

[BuffyR]

LOL Liann! One of my co-workers in her first week back at work after maternity leave wore 2 different shoes (slingback & a pump, one navy, one tan) She didn't notice until she went to the bathroom...

Now that's worse than my story. At least mine were both pumps and a similar shade. So funny.

 

[Stephanie0523]

Baby brain!!! Sad thing is, when I was pregnant, I could have used pregnancy panels in the front and back. My butt grew almost as big as my belly!

Yes, I've been having one of those weeks. No problems (yet) with wardrobe malfunctions, but big retail gripes. I just shopped at Target Tuesday morning and Tuesday afternoon got a $5 coupon for Target to use with $30 purchase. The doll I bought last week for my niece's birthday went on sale THIS week. I ordered my oldest some neat Harry Potter stuff from an Amazon.com seller for his Easter basket, and two of the three items that came had been opened/used and all of them had been thrown in an envelope and crushed during shipping. Now having to send them back and try to find replacements before Easter!!

I think God is trying to tell me to quit shopping.

 

[DEEDEE2]

I feel you. I had one of those nights last night...it was like a bad comedy.

First I made this awesome baked salmon fillet. I was pouring the juice out of the pan and into the sink when the feakin' fillet fell into the sink, most of it right down the garbage disposal. There was about 2 ounces left in the pan...it was delicious...the best, juiciest salmon I've ever made.

Then later I go to turn off my ceiling fan to find that the chain has some how gotten caught in the fan itself! There is a little switch on the fan so I grab the ladder and hit that switch. The fan begins slow down and I'm thinking good, I can work the chain out when it stops. The fan doesn't stop...it slows then goes in the other direction...and of course I had the thing at top speed. Eventually I was able to work the chain out with a fork and very nimble fingers. Then after I get the chain out and stop the fan, I go to push my coffee table back into place and a 32oz cup of ice water I had on the table hits the carpet! UUHHH!

 

[spyrosmom]

S'okay. I got to work this morning, went to the restroom, and realized my undies are on inside out! Just plain cotton Hanes today, so I don't suppose it matters. They will stay that way til I get home.

Nan

 

[janie1234]

Oh my gosh, . . .that is sooo funny. It gave me quite a laugh. My son does that ALOT! Blame it on the pregnancy brain, . . that is what I used to do. My husband is such a goof ball he actually went to work with 2 different colored shoes on.

 

[Liann]

LOL! Thanks gals, you are making me feel better. This is what I get for being in a hurry this morning!

 

[syzygy314]

ROFLMAO!!!!! OMG! That sounds like some of the things a friend of mine has done and recently! She goes a little bonkers during her time of the month and she does things just like that! To boot, obviously, she's not even pregnant! So, feel better knowing that we all have days like that - inside out, backwards, etc.

If it makes you feel any better, a couple of weeks ago, one of my coworkers had toilet paper hanging out of the back of her waistband! I came up behind her and asked her if she was trying to grow a tail!

 

[Liann]

S'okay. I got to work this morning, went to the restroom, and realized my undies are on inside out! Just plain cotton Hanes today, so I don't suppose it matters. They will stay that way til I get home.

Nan

Nan - I'm guilty of doing this too. I didn't notice until I was at my prenatal massage appointment laying on the massage table under the covers. You've never seen a pregnant woman maneuver that fast to get her undies off and back on again so as not to embarrass myself with my masseuse. My brain has definitely NOT been working at full capacity lately. I did the 2 different shoes back in college though. I was doing the old "which looks better" to my roommate when I realized I was late for class. It wasn't until my 2nd period class that someone kindly pointed out that I had one brown shoe and one black shoe. They weren't even the same style, but they did have the same heel height. Sometimes I wonder about me...

 

[Aquajock]

Ever had one of those days? I just walked down the hall (a VERY long hall here at work) and noticed my pants felt kind of weird, like they were hanging off. I get to the bathroom and would you know it, I had my pants on BACKWARDS!!! In my defense, these are maternity pants and so without an actual zipper and waist band, it's hard to tell the front from back, but still!!! What a goober....

Liann, so awesome! That was funny! I'll have you know I met my father's girlfriend, back in my teens, for the first time not realizing I was wearing a pullover shirt inside out. They married anyway. And divorced about 5 years later. Make of that what you will . . .

CUTE CUTE!!! And congratulations on your expected blessing!

Love,

A-Jock

 

[lainiefig]

I forgot how my friggin' washer worked when I was pregnant. Forgive me if I've told you this one before, Liann. I actually called the company's 1800 help line to say that when I turned the knob to the right spot and then pulled it out (you know how many washers start when you pull them out) the knob popped right off and the washer wouldn't start. Then she asked me if I pushed the start button.

It was not the kind of washer where you pop the knob upward--you just turned the dial and hit "start". Pregnant brain strikes again.

 

[Liann]

ROFL!!! Love it Lainie!!!

 

[carres1973]

S'okay. I got to work this morning, went to the restroom, and realized my undies are on inside out! Just plain cotton Hanes today, so I don't suppose it matters. They will stay that way til I get home.

Nan

Nan - the good news is you can just turn them right-side-out and wear them again tomorrow!

Carrie

 

[lainiefig]

S'okay. I got to work this morning, went to the restroom, and realized my undies are on inside out! Just plain cotton Hanes today, so I don't suppose it matters. They will stay that way til I get home.

Nan

I do that one way too often. I am usually in a big hurry in the morning--that's my excuse.

 

[sammy123]

I can't blame this on time of month or pregnancy, but just yesterday it was pointed out to me that I had on one long dangly gold earring and one small silver earring. Nothing in common in any way. I just don't know what happened.