ROTFLOL!!!!! Well, I complied with your order for cake and ice cream -- a gourmet (i.e. large ) chocolate cupcake with butter cream icing with a scoop of REAL vanilla ice cream on the side -- but I committed an infraction of the law by doing laundry . It was just one load but it HAD to be done. It was my bed sheets. I like to put fresh sheets on the bed as part of a "Welcome Home" package for my DH. He'd been gone for nearly 2 weeks and I wanted a nice, cozy bed for his first night back. I only have 1 set of sheets . Maybe the smart thing to do would be to get another set or two.Excuse me, Miss Lee, but as a lawyer I can tell you that there is a LAW AGAINST DOING LAUNDRY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY! I will not hear of it! Now get to that cake and ice cream eating pronto. That's another law: you must eat cake and ice cream on your birthday. I know this stuff, that's why I passed the bar exam.