As far as truly dorky stuff - my kids and I are and just silly with our pets - they all have about 15 names they go by and we are constantly talking silly to them and about them. For example - Snoop Dogg has gone from Puggles, the boo, the poo, the fat boy, puggle-wuggle-woo. The boo seems to be the one that he gets called the most now...
My son just laughed at me the other day when I was trying to describe when I took our kitten in to the vet for the first time - I was like - "What are we going to list as her official name?" and we werent sure. LOL She started as Kitten Mitten (she is all black and has no mittens - go figure) - then Ninja since she is a wild one chasing the dogs and all - then somehow it became Mitter. Which of course isnt even a word..... LOL... So I made the appt as ninja, changed it when I got there to Mitten, then when I filled out the paperwork it became Mitter... So I guess Mitter it is....
I do the same thing with my pets for example my cat named Jasmin has been called Yasmin, Jazz, Jazzy, Yazmeen, zsaaz zsaaz, etc. I do the same with my dog...haha
Oh the name thing! I thought it was just me. I have Binky, Bootsy, Gracie, Tangee (Tangerine), and Prissy (Priscilla Puss-Puss).
Binky's names are Binky Boo, Slinky Boo, The Slinkster, Boo Boo, Mommie's First Kitty (guaranteed to make the tip of her tail move because she's very proud of her stature but likes to be reminded I know), My-grapefruit-eyed-girl-with-the-glossy-coat (she is in fact a grapefruit-eyed glossy calico and she was the first kitty I got).
Bootsy started off as Bootsy Collins, then she became Bootsy Roo, Roo Roo and Roo Puss. She's a fluffy gray and white girl with whiskers twice as long as they should be and she flirts.
Gracie is a gentle fluffy Main Coon type (my avatar) with huge sea green eyes and the most annoying meow, ever. She became Gracie Mae, Mae Mae, Mommie's Sea Lion (She's huge and looks like a big old sea lion when she lays down and puts her tummy up) and, sometimes, "Mommie's Little Horsey" because she does this little jump like a horse.
Tangerine is Tangee, Orange Glow, "My long, lean thexy (never sexy) boy", Devil Cat (for real), My Little Lion, My Little Puma, Beeps & Squeaks (he does that when he sleeps)... He's a slave to the lazer pointer.
Prissy is a tortoisehell who looks like she was splattered with multi-colored paint. I say to her "Mommie's little splatter-puss... she ain't no platter-puss". I also call her "My pot-bellied pig" and "My chi-hoo-uh, hoo-uh" because, in profile, she looks a bit bug-eyed like a chihauhau.
Yea, I know. Geeky to the max.