These are great! Here are a bunch of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite writers, Kurt Vonnegut. I know there's a ton here, but the man was brilliant and it's hard to narrow it down!
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did.
Wars would be a lot better, I think, if guys would say to themselves sometimes 'Jesus - I'm not going to do that to the enemy. That's too much.'
Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.
We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.
Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.
What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn’t get so mad at them.
If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, “Kurt is up in heaven now.” That's my favorite joke.
Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
R.I.P. Kurt!
Amy