Men! Soooo clueless

[katia7]

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a while...
This guy who works here, his wife is pregnant and is almost due. This is their first baby so he's pretty nervous. The Dr. told him that she's dilated a finger. He has no clue what that means, so he thought that the Dr. saw the babies finger when he looked at her (his wife). So he asks this one girl at our office who just had a baby a year ago, "what would she do if there will be a whole hand hanging out?"
LOL!!!!!!!

 

[LuckeeLaydee]

OMG!!! Thanks for making me laugh today! Didn't this guy go to the child birth classes? What a dufus.


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Paula

 

[megadoo]

Oh Boy! He's in for an adventure!


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[buffettgirl]

Good thing she wasn't dilated a foot. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Rose11]

omg are you serious? hahahaha!

 

[NicoleP]

Oh that is to FUNNY!!
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[0 Push ups]

"Men! Soooo clueless"
Well I agree, like one poster said "he is a Dufus.”

The odds are that a man will deliver that baby, and that a man delivered most of the ladies here and their babies.

Everyone knows the baby always checks the temperature outside that way, before they decide to be born!

 

[honeybunch1]

Bill - do you have a brother, and is he single?!!!!

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[cwsoxfan]

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that.:7

Dallas

 

[Beavs]

<The odds are that a man will deliver that baby, and that a man delivered most of the ladies here and their babies.>
Now there is an outdated notion!

 

[nancy324]

Oh Katia! That is too funny!! :7 :7
-Nancy

 

[0 Push ups]

Honeybunch,
Yes he's single, but hmmm you wouldn't want to go there. Long story..........LOL

 

[Tallchick]

this is one of those reasons why we have the babies!

 

[Stebby]

>"Men! Soooo clueless"
>Well I agree, like one poster said "he is a Dufus.”
>
>The odds are that a man will deliver that baby, and that a man
>delivered most of the ladies here and their babies.
>
>Everyone knows the baby always checks the temperature outside
>that way, before they decide to be born!
>
>
Hey Bill!
My little girl was delivered (C-section) by a lady, in a room full of ladies. Main doctor was a lady, assistant doctor was a lady, and all the nurses were ladies. The only guy in the room was my DH.

But I was delivered by a guy.

Steb

 

[wendybdh]

Very funny - Made me think of this one I read today in a magazine

A man called the hospital and said that his wife's water broke. The nurse on the phone told him better hurry to the hospital. He showed up with the amniotic fluid in a jar.... and left his wife at home!!!

HELLO?!?!?!?!?!