A word of advice

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Cathlete
"Never argue with a stupid or mean person, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."




just thought i'd throw this out here. of course, everyone thinks the other guy is at fault when you're fighting and wanting to beat the other to a pulp into the ground. you have no idea what struggles might be going on in someone's life unless you know them. so when someone makes a post that annoys the living daylights out of you, take a breath, remember they too might be having a bad day and proceed to post with caution. Peace everyone. :)
 
Here are some of my faves:

"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Either men will learn to live like brothers, or they will die like beasts."
- Max Lerner.

"It takes two to quarrel, but only one to end it."
- proverb

Melissa
 
Momism

Here's one from my childhood, courtesty of mom:

"Stop it or I'll smack you both."

:p


Good One!

My favorites are:

"Don't make me pull this car over"

"If you don't stop whining I will give you somethign to whine about!"

My family is Hispanic, so you could get a beat down from anyone if you got fresh! :)
 
Good One!

My favorites are:

"Don't make me pull this car over"

"If you don't stop whining I will give you somethign to whine about!"

My family is Hispanic, so you could get a beat down from anyone if you got fresh! :)

LMAO!! I recall most of these being followed up with:

"Wait until your father gets home!"
 
My family is Hispanic, so you could get a beat down from anyone if you got fresh! :)

I'm not Hispanic, but that's the way it was for me, too.

If my mom was at the other end of the table from me while eating at my grandparents, and I did or said anything she didn't like, she'd say something like, "Janice, smack her for me!":eek:
 
Back when butt-smacking was OKAY, my mother used to discipline us in the restroom stall when in public, so the words I dreaded were "Let's go to the bathroom!" I remember whining "No...please...I don't wanna go to the bathroom!"
Nowadays, when you want to straighten your kids up you have to be sneaky with the strategic pinch. :)
I also hated to hear the garage door open at 5pm because I knew that my dad was home! :)

OP: I was always taught to choose your battles wisely.
 
The one to me from me (as in I should have followed it earlier today, ahem:eek:)
"When train wreck is imminent, keep self OFF tracks"

The one I've seen pinned to a bulletin board:
"Never argue with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.":eek:
 
Here's one from my childhood, courtesty of mom:

"Stop it or I'll smack you both."

:p

Bwahahahaha! My mom only threatened to sit between my sister and I.

I like this one myself:

Even a fool is considered wise when he keeps silent, discerning , when he seals his lips Proverbs 17: 27

I learned my lesson a while back when I posted a personal belief in a hot topic thread. I will try never to do it again.
 

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