OMG!!!!
I needed a laugh like that! That is the FUNNIEST thing I have heard in a long time!!!
When we get solicitors calling and my DH answers he will say hello in the BEST country twang, and then immediately squeal at the top of his lungs for "Billy-Jo" to get his @#$ in the room right this minute before he gets angry and violates his court-order.
The solicitor usually hangs up on him!
Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, but it is really funny to hear him do this voice and make such a scene!!!