You Nasty Finger Lickers!

Beavs

Cathlete
Yeah you, the senior lady in the hair salon licking your fingers as you turn the pages of one of the magazines for customers. Not only do I like to get my hair and nails done but I love getting your cooties reading the latest issue of Vogue too!

Oh, and you evil grocery bagger lady. Thanks for licking your fingers as you grab a bag to for my groceries. I love getting some fresh veggies, milk, and oohh, your nasty germs. I can only hope you picked your nose before grabbing the door handle!

And that kids, is my rant for the day.
 
Yuck, yuck, yuck!!! How about the food servers who run their fingers through their hair before fixing your burger... I swear I'm going to end up becoming like Monk!
 
I used to hate office parties when someone would bring in cookies or some treat and people would take a bite of something and put it back. I also hate when people return used underwear, write checks in line at the grocery store, pass gas in a car, flick their cigarrets on the ground, and please tell me why is it that people pick their nose when they are in their cars during traffic, . .I mean "HELLO!" windows are clear and I CAN see you driving in traffic is bad enough as it is.
 
Or how about the people in the office who come in with a terrible cold, hacking and coughing all over everything and expect you to be totally fine with it?! Ummm, hello! Please save the company some money and stay home!

Carrie

p.s. this happens to be my boss. She is terribly sick, coughing, sounding like she has pee-neumonia and is at work! There's only room for one martyr here!!
 
I watched a very sick bagger wiping her runny nose with the same hand she used to touch all the groceries of the person in front of me.
When it was my turn to check out, I told the cashier I did not want that bagger touching my groceries. She laughed thinking I was joking. I said with a very serious face/tone, "No, I'm not kidding. I do not want that sick person bagging my food!"
She looked at me like a was a total bitch! LOL
 
Yuck, yuck, yuck!!! How about the food servers who run their fingers through their hair before fixing your burger... I swear I'm going to end up becoming like Monk!

Or Howie Mandell! Did anyone see him on Ellen yesterday? He has quite the case of OCD. I never realized it, but he was pretty funny describing his methods of avoiding germs.

I was on a airplane flight last Friday and of course who sits next to me? A young man with a cold. He proceded to blow his nose and lean close to me to talk the entire 5 hours we were on that plane! ACK! I had my hand sanitizer, so I just kept my hands to myself, did not touch anything he touched and tried to turn my head away from him whenever I could. It was quite the process to do this for 5 hours. Wore me out! :p
 
I watched a very sick bagger wiping her runny nose with the same hand she used to touch all the groceries of the person in front of me.
When it was my turn to check out, I told the cashier I did not want that bagger touching my groceries. She laughed thinking I was joking. I said with a very serious face/tone, "No, I'm not kidding. I do not want that sick person bagging my food!"
She looked at me like a was a total bitch! LOL
That would be me but of course I am a total bitch ;)
 
Good for you Cynthia! I would have just left.

A guy at my work just came back from a bout of H1N1 and before he was off for a week he jokingly pretended to cough on me!!!!
 
I decided a few weeks ago that I'm staying far away from drug stores during this time of year. I was checking out at CVS and there were two people behind me coughing/sneezing and both of them were buying cold meds. I couldn't get out of there fast enough!
 
How about those guys who make the salads or sandwiches with the plastic gloves on, then wipe the counter with the wet, dirty rag without taking off the gloves, then go back to making food! :eek: Eeek!
 
Of course, when I first saw the title to this thread, I thought Beavs had given in to a bucket of The Colonel's chicken!!

Carrie
 
Gee, I used to think I was a weirdo...a germaphobe. After reading this, I realize I am not alone! EEEWWWWW! People are nasty! :)
 
should see the kids at our high school UGH. ppl we work with food be clean. they rub their noses with the palms then grab open cup of fries. i have actually had kids get nasty with me b/c i will charge them for touching fries and putting them back on the pan. i tell them your nasty self touched it and i can't sell it now so why should we be out.

i run around to ppl at work ordering them to use sanitizer. some of us work on the register and if they have no problem doing that with their food god only knows what they are doing with the money when i am not looking. they pick their butts(wedgies),rub their noses, sneeze into their hands, grab their crotch(these are the boys with the bagging pants its nasty so nasty) cough without covering their mouth. its amazing i haven't had swine flu or mrsa with these damn kids.

and i am the one that has to wear a hairnet and gloves shoot they should have to wear them while i work in a bubble LOL.

kassia
 
Yeah you, the senior lady in the hair salon licking your fingers as you turn the pages of one of the magazines for customers. Not only do I like to get my hair and nails done but I love getting your cooties reading the latest issue of Vogue too!

The solution : aerosolized (and saliva-activated) botulism toxin that you spray on the pages before the women get to them.


My rant is bathroom habits of COLLEGE-AGED STUDENTS who seem to have forgotten what most folks learn by the age of 5, such as"
1) FLUSH the toilet after use! (one day, I swear two 'girls'--I can't call these people women or even young women) must have had a bet to see who could leave the most disgusting mess, as one did #2 without flushing, and the other did not follow rule 2 below>):confused::confused:

2) if you put two layers of toilet paper all the way around the toilet before sitting, so you don't get other people's 'ass cooties', don't leave it on the seat when you leave.:confused:

3) Wash your hands after you've used the toilet!

4)if you perch to pee, wipe off the toilet seat if you dribble.

(There are actually more, but you get the drift. #1 is still something I cannot understand. Are these girls used to mommy and daddy flushing after them? It's a wonder they know how to wipe themselves!)
 
I watched a very sick bagger wiping her runny nose with the same hand she used to touch all the groceries of the person in front of me.
When it was my turn to check out, I told the cashier I did not want that bagger touching my groceries. She laughed thinking I was joking. I said with a very serious face/tone, "No, I'm not kidding. I do not want that sick person bagging my food!"
She looked at me like a was a total bitch! LOL

I am a total germaphobe, and you, are my hero! I'd never have the guts to say that, but I'd be wincing and thinking about it the whole time snot-boy bagged my groceries. Yay you!
 
How about those guys who make the salads or sandwiches with the plastic gloves on, then wipe the counter with the wet, dirty rag without taking off the gloves, then go back to making food! :eek: Eeek!

god i work with a few of those then they get mad if i point it out. like DUH! they don't want clorox and crumbs with their chicken sandwich thank you.

kassia
 

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