dr.mel_PT
Cathlete
The solution : aerosolized (and saliva-activated) botulism toxin that you spray on the pages before the women get to them.
My rant is bathroom habits of COLLEGE-AGED STUDENTS who seem to have forgotten what most folks learn by the age of 5, such as"
1) FLUSH the toilet after use! (one day, I swear two 'girls'--I can't call these people women or even young women) must have had a bet to see who could leave the most disgusting mess, as one did #2 without flushing, and the other did not follow rule 2 below>)
2) if you put two layers of toilet paper all the way around the toilet before sitting, so you don't get other people's 'ass cooties', don't leave it on the seat when you leave.
3) Wash your hands after you've used the toilet!
4)if you perch to pee, wipe off the toilet seat if you dribble.
(There are actually more, but you get the drift. #1 is still something I cannot understand. Are these girls used to mommy and daddy flushing after them? It's a wonder they know how to wipe themselves!)
oh...my...GOSH!! this is my biggest pet peeve!!!!! an insurance company moved in on our floor at my office building and ever since, our bathroom has been a disaster...and these are all grown adult women!! there is toilet paper and paper towels all over the floor, human waste left in the toilet EVERYDAY, toilet seat covers half hanging out of the USED toilet...i cant even tell you how many times 5 out of 6 toilets are clogged. it got to the point where we complained to the mgmt company of the building and they posted signs all over the bathroom, but that didnt make things better. i dont get it!! where are these people raised and how can you have such a lack of respect for not only other people's property, but property that you have to share?!
and dont even get me started on the office break room! if someone brings in cake or cookies, i have seen people use their hands, not a knife, to get a piece. wth?! do you do this at home?! i doubt it. UGHHHHH