WEIRD thing on the news re: UPS

[Imafitnessfreak]

So I am watching the news last night and I hear this story:

"And in news across the country, thousands of UPS delivery men reported being stalked by what appears to be some of their customers. All of the men kept a safe distance from the stalkers, almost all of which were women. The delivery men reported that they refrained from approaching the female stalkers because they all seemed stronger and in much better shape than the average person. One quoted: "I wasn't going to ask her why she was following me. She had a hungry look in her eye and I know should could take me".

In similar news, many UPS delivery men reported unusual displays of affection from their customers after delivering small, 2 pound packages. The men reported receiving hugs, kisses and frightening levels of excitement just before the door slammed in their face and the customer was no where to be seen. "You'd think I just told her she just won the Publisher's Clearing House" one UPS man reported. "She chewed her was through the box in a matter of seconds and foamy peanuts where flying all over the place".

 

[wendymin72]

LMAO! :7 :7 :7 :7

Have a great work out!

~Wendy~

I smoked my last cigarette on March 17, 2004 at 10:00 pm!

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[Pedmom]

Too funny!:+

 

[Kathy02]

That is very funny!

Kathy

 

[Alexandra]

ROFLMAO!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

 

[mckeev5]

That is funny!!

 

[Rose11]

lol! ok that is funny. I'm wondering if these were Catheites just excited to get her workouts. I know when I finally decide to order Hardcore and I get them here I better not be home or else I'll become one of those women!

 

[aproudfit]

That is too funny.... LOL LOL...

On a sad note - I was to reveice my DVD's today - had my lips all glossed up to kiss my UPS man...... and my UPS tracking has this note....

AN INCORRECT ROUTING AT A UPS FACILITY CAUSED THIS DELAY;THE PACKAGE WAS MISSORTED AT THE HUB. IT HAS BEEN REROUTED TO THE CORRECT DESTINATION SITE

And still continues to say they will be delivered today - well - since it is 8pm here.... I dont think so - and no further scans out of Seattle - I am in Oregon - sniff sniff.... They better not loose my precious package....

 

[Renee McFar]

Imagine this, I heard a folow-uo to your story!

"The women noted to be stalking the UPS employees have been to noted to be screaming these words:"Give me my Hardcore dvd's NOW . I have got to have them, HURRY!"

The UPS men, not knowing exactly what these "Hardcore" dvd's are, have been leaving the packages in the customer's mailboxes. They have been too afraid to approach the houses. Especially since the ladies can be heard screaming these words before the brown truck even turns into the driveway."

I should be screaming these words about 2pm today!!!!

 

[nancy324]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!:7 :7 :7 :7

 

[momto2bratz]

LOL!!!

Aila

 

[ShyWolf]

Thanks for my morning laugh. Too cute.

 

[purple_magada]

Funny.

 

[Spinin28]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

TOO CUTE!!!

Denise
;-) :9 :7

 

[dani21496]

LOL!!! TeeHee!!!

 

[haydee]

THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE REPORTS COMING IN FROM UPS FACTORIES FROM MICHIGAN, NEW YORK CITY, DENVER COLORADO, MASS., VIRGINIA, SPAIN AND EVEN AS FAR AS INDIA, THAT THERE ARE WOMEN BY THE HUNDREDS....MAYBE THOUSANDS, SOME WITH ANGRY FACES, SOME VERY FLIRTATIOUS, SOME WITH DUMMBELLS AND BARBELLS, ARE ALL SCREAMING, "WE WANT CATHE'S HC, WE WANT CATHE'S HC"....WHAT IS HC AND WHO IS CATHE????????


Haydee

 

[catwoman]

My UPS man doesn't even ring the doorbell, anymore. He just drops the package on the porch and runs.

 

[haydee]

LAUGHING A BIT TOO LOUD FOR THE OFFICE.


Haydee

 

[Me2]

That was tooo funny! I was cracking up and I am at the office, too.They think I am nuts!

My UPS puts them on the porch now and runs, too!

Linda

 

[DebbieH]

Oh my goodness, I am http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif[/IMG] sooo hard, I am http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/traurig/sad-smiley-019.gif[/img] You guys are hysterical. I can just picture the UPS guy running for his life!

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