The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough in the Freezer is Attempting to Seduce Me
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orphylea
Cathlete
Cookie dough is EVIL! When I have it in the house, it speaks to me in an Australian accent. 
Just think about how mad you'll be after you eat it and how much Cathe is takes to burn it off! If you can eat ONE spoonful, then I vote do it. But I am not that strong!
Kate: I love your solution, especially the push up add-on!
Just think about how mad you'll be after you eat it and how much Cathe is takes to burn it off! If you can eat ONE spoonful, then I vote do it. But I am not that strong!Kate: I love your solution, especially the push up add-on!
MAYNARDSMOM
Cathlete
YES!!! That is exactly what I do. SOme good mouthwash wouldn't hurt either.. Think how crappy you will feel after you eat the dough! Throw it out if necessary.
quick! brush your teeth!
that minty flavor makes anything taste nasty!
and do 10 pushups!
MAYNARDSMOM
Cathlete
glad my solution is so popular!
now if only *i* would listen to it more!
Kate,
I finally put an extra toothbrush & toothpaste on the kitchen windowsill. Tha way it's right there in case of emergency!!
Seriously. It's even speaking in a French accent. A few minutes ago I heard it say "come to me, chere. No one will ever know."
Forgive me, I think I'm hallucinating from all the clean eating I've been doing lately. I never did get that Cadbury egg.
Sparrow
I think I'd cave if it had an Aussie accent...Aussie accents are hawt!!
Tess_ATL
Cathlete
I think I'd cave if it had an Aussie accent...Aussie accents are hawt!!
Yeah that!!
sparrow13
Cathlete
OMG you guys are hilarious!!
I am happy to say I passed through the moment unscathed. Kate I did brush my teeth...ignored ya on the push-ups though...washed a window in the guest room we are renovating instead, that was way more horrible than push-ups.
Now I am having a lovely bowl of BBQ baked lentils.
If it had been an Australian or Irish accent it'd have been all over. DH would have come home and just seen my ass sticking out of the freezer.
I am happy to say I passed through the moment unscathed.
Kate I did brush my teeth...ignored ya on the push-ups though...washed a window in the guest room we are renovating instead, that was way more horrible than push-ups.Now I am having a lovely bowl of BBQ baked lentils.
If it had been an Australian or Irish accent it'd have been all over. DH would have come home and just seen my ass sticking out of the freezer.
Pearlstrand
Cathlete
Seriously. It's even speaking in a French accent. A few minutes ago I heard it say "come to me, chere. No one will ever know."
Sparrow
It's garbage day in our neighborhood. I'd be kicking that stuff to the curb before it does some serious damage!
marnapril
Cathlete
If it had been an Australian or Irish accent it'd have been all over. DH would have come home and just seen my ass sticking out of the freezer.
and rejoice in knowing how much smaller your ass is now that you DIDN'T eat the cookie dough! woot!
horseshowmom
Cathlete
You ladies are hysterical! I just nearly burned a batch of choc chip cookies because I couldn't quit reading your replies. I am now going to go brush my teeth before I succomb to anymore temptation...I already licked the beaters clean and had another spoonful.....or two.... I couldn't resist though...it called to me in what I now realize was an irresistible Hugh Jackman voice......
I couldn't resist though...it called to me in what I now realize was an irresistible Hugh Jackman voice......