Testing!

RE: Oh my goodness!

Right. Let's make this a covert operation. Codename - POST All-Bran. She'll think it's a nutrition thing. The code phrase is "the red dog barks at midnight".

Synchronize watches and GO GO GO!!!

Does anyone else think I need to get out more?
 
RE: Oh my goodness!

POST All-Bran:

The early bird gets the green chipmunk. There are no trousers in the tuna fish.

tacanuL
 
All Bran

But Shelley, chickens in red tights peck only when the rooster does not crow at midnight.

Oh, woe is me! I just had a thought!

Have you taken a peek at my numbers? I type quickly but have never caught Debbie. I have a tendancy to disappear from the forums for long stints. Let me let you in on a little secret that I just realized! Debbie has had me abducted by aliens three times to keep me from catching her. I have always been too embarrassed to mention the abductions because, well..... Use your imagination. This is a clean site. But I think someone should PROBE into this but I can't my heart is broken and I have to go lie down. I thought she loved me! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//crying.gif
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver
 
RE: All Bran

Isn't there a saying: We always hurt the ones we love? Besides, maybe the aliens were looking for a stick. :eek: (JUST KIDDING BOBBI!!!)
 
RE: All Bran

I meant it more as maybe they would find a stick during the probe. Jeesh, if you'd get that stick outta yer butt, you'd get my bad jokes! :p And yes, I think she'd do it. In fact, I bet she isn't teaching a class at all. She's spending her time writing great advice in a word file so she can cut and paste to the forum to speed up her response time! :D
 
RE: All Bran

She could be contacting aliens! And don't be smug. She reads this and you are on the next train to Roswell, missy. Shelley, too! I'm making for parts unknown so I WILL NOT be joining you!

Wait a minute! Could this be another diabolical plot on her part to get me to run so I can't post? She's an evil geius, I tell you!

P.S. Sorry I didn't get your joke!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver
 
And....

...to think this all got started just because my signature got CHOPPED off! I don't think I have ever laughed sooo hard on this site. My sides are literally aching. It started with picturing the chicken in RED tights! Lunacat, I have to admit. I thought you were calling Bobbi a stick too! Shelley, Post All-Bran, eh? Didn't you know that the fiber makes one post faster? Loved your code phrase. You guys are so hysterical and I thought I was dead tired after doing that second class today. I am WIDE-AWAKE right now and raring to start hunting & pecking. Bobbi, how did you know I was a H&Per? (Meant in a kind way! Oh boy, we need to be very careful with our wordage. Is that a word?) Thanks you guys for a much needed laugh. I just came home to a message on our answering machine saying that the lady who bought our house wants in now on the 31st. of this month instead of the 15th. of next month. Uuuugh! You guys just might catch me yet as I may be without Internet for a month. http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/traurig/sad-smiley-019.gif[/img] I shouldn't be telling you this yet because you will all be planning your revenge. Thanks guys, you're the BEST!

Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie")http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!
 
RE: And....

... SEVERAL POSTS!!!!

*insert diabolical laughter here*

Wow, was that ever a bright light outside. It almost looks like something just landed on my lawn. Oh! There's the doorbell. I'll be right baAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.....
 
RE: And....

Oh good, she's gone. Now if only I can somehow get rid of Debbie and Bobbi......Hmmmmm.......Oh crap, was I saying that out loud. Inside voice, Lunacat! Inside voice!

Edited because I can't spell when I'm trying to sound sneaky.
 
RE: And....

HA! You thought I was gone. But I managed to fend off the dastardly alien abductors you sent to whisk me off and perform evil experiments on my brain. Turns out they're scared of Lime Cat. And really, who wouldn't be? Just LOOK at the look on his face. Would you mess with him? No, I didn't think so.

Once again, Lime Cat saves the day!
 
RE: And....

Drat! Foiled again! You haven't seen the last of me, Allwildgirl! I'll get you and your little Limecat, too!!! }(
 
Glad to see you Testing also Teresa. When I was doing this I got the, *your using up bandwith* from a someone.


Doing this here is the only way to find out if it's working. We will get you up soon. Don't give up. !!!!


~~TyTbody~~
Working towards Perpetual Motion
 
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