Rumors About Cathe

Aquajock

Aquajock

Cathlete
1. That she is the secret love child of Jack LaLanne and the Energizer Bunny.

2. That she was fed granite chips and Kryptonite in her youth.

3. That she attended Plyojack High, and was the captain of the Hopturn Squad in her senior year.

4. That she is only 18 inches tall, but has more muscle that Chyna; her muscle density is 10X that of an ordinary mortal, and she uses clever camera tricks when she's filming and standing in front of her crew.

5. That she has entered into an agreement to sell her DNA to the Navy Seals, the Airborne Rangers and the Special Forces, which these branches will then use to create a master race of soldiers who will power-scissor the world into lasting peace.

Any journalists out there who can verify these?

Annette Q. Aquajock
 
To funny.Where do you guys come up with this stuff??? I thought that there were going to be some God awful rumors.You crack me up....don't scare me like that ever again..lol
Lori
 
Not entirely qualified or substantiated, but highly debatable. Aquajock, you kill me. Don't forget the new code words: Gauntlet and Viper. Imax II is also in the works. As we know, Imax I took no prisoners and was highly successful. Obviously, it's a covert operation. A new world order of plyo heal digs and power hops. I want to be a member of that coup!
 
If you don't mind, Aquajock, I think I'll slightly modify your last 'rumor' and tell my son that she is the trainer for the Power Rangers, and may possibly even be the White Ranger! He'll be so impressed, maybe he'll even think I'm training to be a Power Ranger - especially on Cardio Kicks days!

WOW!
 
Had you ever thought about writing a column ala Erma Bombeck? I don't think there is anyone out there like that now. Think about it.

Just Do It! :)
 
Hi Annette,
You are so funny. I agree with Honeybunch1. You should write a column. You are great with words.

Joanne

P.S. I have to type minutes every month and struggle terribly. If I had a way with words like you do, I could wiz them.
 
Annette,
My heart was pounding as I clicked my mouse to see what the horrible rumours concerning my idol "cathe" amounted to. I was horribly frightened of her falling from the pedestal I have her on. As I began to read I just started smiling and then laughing out loud. It was toooo funny! You do have such an incredible gift for words, and humour. Erma Bombeck was a fav of mine too, and I think you do her proud!

Thanks for a good laugh at the end of a very hard day! And I'm so glad there's really nothing bad to learn about Cathe. I'd be so crushed.

Lynn
 
he, he. Couldn't agree more.

Did you guys notice that in the home page, under design for the new set, it says they filmed the new videos in June???? Isn't that 2 months after her baby was born??? How does she do it!!! She'll probably have a totally flat tummy too.

Wish I were a fly to see how she eats and exercises in preparation for these videos . . .

Laura
 
The new videos were filmed already????? In June???? I thought she was filming them this month!!! What's the real deal??

Cathe is ten feet tall and bullet proof in my eyes, she can leap tall buildings and Reebok Steps with plyo jacks and power sissors in her spring. :-wow :-hmmm


Edith
 
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