Road Trip Workouts

Catherine - Read the Road Trip Check-in from either yesterday or the day before. We all talked about our concerns of getting lost or flying/driving alone and well, I'll let you read how it escalated! ;) We now have our own tactical search and rescue team headed up by Vicki and her DH.
 
HMMMM.... the F-Team, huh?

Well, Unfortunately I will not be able to head this one up. This, of course, because I may be one in need of rescue. Well, actually, in light of that, I will have to have my own rescue plan for the "gas" problem, so because you are all great gals I will include you. So, here goes...

If there is a problem, give me the sign and I'll throw you over a Gas-X strip. Now, we just need a sign. Okay, got it, to get my attention, in a really loud voice, suitable for being heard over the music, but quiet enough not to bring undue attention to the situation at hand, you yell "F Alert, F Alert" and without hesitation, right in step with my knees around the world, I reach into my sock ( don't mind the sweat, I have a little problem with sweat... see above post) and launch one your way. You very subtly ingest the strip ( they are great because there is no swallowing involved, they just dissolve in your mouth. Of course I do keep a supply of these in every bag I own!)and another (cough cough) "stinky" situation is avoided! VOILA, on with the class, "stink" free!

Yup, that's what it's all about, team work!:7
 
Ok, not sure if this will be politically correct thing to say but do you gals know the stuff they have out now for headaches - I think it's called Head On? You get a headache swipe that across your forehead, headache gone.

What if......?:eek: Never mind!!!!!!!!!x( :7
 
>Ok, not sure if this will be politically correct thing to say
>but do you gals know the stuff they have out now for headaches
>- I think it's called Head On? You get a headache swipe that
>across your forehead, headache gone.
>
>What if......?:eek: Never mind!!!!!!!!!x( :7



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It would have to be called Butt-On as not to offend the makers of Head-On.}( OR, we could call it Gas-Be-Gone.:7
 
The workout rooms at Cathe's Gym are equipped with these ceiling fans called (I'm not kidding) Big Ass Fans. They are as the name implies and they move some serious air. You need not worry about any gaseous emissions as the Big Ass fans will sweep it away quite efficiently.;)
 
OMG! I just read this entire thread.

This trip is going to be a blast!!

It's nice to know that we can all show up and just be ourselves in every sense of the word!!!!!!:p

I have to check into this forum more often. I didn't realize I was missing all the fun...

Fart on RoadTrippers...fart on! :7
 
One certainly can tell it's a Friday. Tee hee. :D

Perhaps we need to get some new Bad A* Fans to flow the fumes OUT of the room. :eek:

Lorrayne
 

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