HMMMM.... the F-Team, huh?
Well, Unfortunately I will not be able to head this one up. This, of course, because I may be one in need of rescue. Well, actually, in light of that, I will have to have my own rescue plan for the "gas" problem, so because you are all great gals I will include you. So, here goes...
If there is a problem, give me the sign and I'll throw you over a Gas-X strip. Now, we just need a sign. Okay, got it, to get my attention, in a really loud voice, suitable for being heard over the music, but quiet enough not to bring undue attention to the situation at hand, you yell "F Alert, F Alert" and without hesitation, right in step with my knees around the world, I reach into my sock ( don't mind the sweat, I have a little problem with sweat... see above post) and launch one your way. You very subtly ingest the strip ( they are great because there is no swallowing involved, they just dissolve in your mouth. Of course I do keep a supply of these in every bag I own!)and another (cough cough) "stinky" situation is avoided! VOILA, on with the class, "stink" free!
Yup, that's what it's all about, team work!:7