>Boy, they just keep writing that same song over and over
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LOL! My DH and I were just talking about this. Every song sounds EXACTLY the same! I always turn the channel too. The new one "If Everyone Cared" cracks my DH and I up whenever we hear it though. It came on one day and Dakota, our weiner dog, really perked up and started howling. So we changed the lyrics to say "Then we'd see the day when no weiner died". After doing that, the song got totally stuck in our heads, so as a joke for DH, I redid the lyrics to be about our weiner dogs (Cheyenne, Montana, & Dakota) and e-mailed it to him at work. Maybe you will like this version better than Nickelback's.
Yeah, I know, I'm totally lame! :+
If Everyone Cared {Weiner dog remix}
From underneath the sheets, I lick my butt
Roll on my back, I’m a happy mutt
I never dreamed I could smell this bad
But here I am, right next to Dad
Singing Amen, I, I'm a dog
Singing Amen, I, I'm a dog
Chorus:
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when no weiner died
And I'm singing
Amen I, Amen I, I'm a dog
Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm a dog
And in the morning I hear the sound
Of Cheyenne chowing down
I smell a wiff of putrid death
And realize it’s my own breath
Singing Amen, I, I'm a dog
Singing Amen, I, I'm a dog
(I'm alive)
Chorus x2
And as we lie beside the fire
We realize how short we are
If we could just see our knees
Imagine what the world could be
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when no weiner died
When no weiner died...
Chorus
We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When no weiner died
We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When no weiner died
We'd see the day when no weiner died