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DebbieH

DebbieH

Cathlete
...this REALLY funny or were hubby & I in a giddy mood last night? We were on our way home from picking Kennedy up to spend the night with us and let's just say she made a noise from her lower half! I said, "What was that?" She said, "Barking spiders in my pants!" which is what her Daddy calls it! It struck us sooo funny we were both laughing til we were crying. Literally! I have heard Scott say it but when it came out of Kennedy's mouth, we about died from hysterics! Just wanted to share a bit of humor with you all. BTW, "spiders was pronounced "piders"!
Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!
 
ABSOLUTELY!

But almost as funny is the video I just received of my best-friend's little boy letting one rip while decorating the Christmas tree. He reaches back, pulls on his diaper (he's just 2) & he looks dead seriously into the camera lens and says "FROGS!" I almost wet myself!

Ok, does this mean we have started a "pooting" thread?
 
RE: ABSOLUTELY!

That is just too funny!!! My toddler that is 4 when he does that he says " ooppss,, I tarted!!" LOL and I tell my kids girls don't toot they fluff only boys Tart LOL. Loved the spiders in the pants!!!!
And to crack you up more, My hubby had a sour stomach one night and our poodle loved sleeping on our bed at night till that one night. my poor hubby stunk so bad that my poodle had to smell his behind then sniff the air and left, just at the door he gave on more final sniff and left and never saw him again the rest of the night LMAO!!!! Just had to add that story, sorry if it was gross but it was funny
 
RE: ABSOLUTELY!

One day, a now-deceased cat of mine was sleeping on the back of the sofa, when he let go with a rather "tooty"-sounding fart. He immediately jumped up, startled, and looked back there to see what was going on. It was so funny!
 
I am laughing so hard I am red in the face, crying and AT WORK!

...barking spiders in my pants..
...frogs!
...tarts for boys and fluffs for girls!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....tell us more!

Blessings from our home to yours...Runathon http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/lach.gif[/img]
 
ok I have a story that will have you rolling laughing, at the time it was so embarrasing but now I can laugh, Well I am sure you know when pregnant especially 8 months along you can have some gas? well me and DH was in pepboys standing at the parts counter and there was this elderly man in a wheelchair with oxygen on and real droopy eyes. well I felt my stomach starting to churn and I tried so hard not to let it go but to no avail it went loudly and that poor mans eyes opened so wide I thought his eyes would pop out and he sat strait up in his chair, after that I decided I better go sit in the car and wait for DH to come out. LOL
 
Ok, first of all, I am laughing my butt off here at work also.

Debbie, I have a similar story that my supervisor (her name is Debbie H., also :)) shared with me a couple of years ago. She and her husband also referred to farts as "Barking Spiders" with their young daughter (probably 3 yrs old at the time.... 20 now). Well, one Christmas, she was bare-bottomed and backed up into the Christmas tree. She was scared silly, and started screaming "BARKING SPIDERS BIT MY BUTT!!!!!" Ahhhh, a 3-year-old's conceptions :)

I thought that was one of the best Christmas stories :D

Sara


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I am dying here reading this. :) Too funny!
Speaking of 3 yr olds, our Brandon went to the store with me a few weeks back and we looked for his favorite, Nestle's chocolate milk, which he calls "Bugs Bunny Milk" because of the rabbit on the bottle. Anyway, all they had was the double chocolate variety so he okayed that and I got it for him. A few days later my wife calls at work saying she had asked Brandon if he wanted any "Bugs Bunny Milk". Well, he said "yes, make mine a double!" She couldn't stop laughing and neither could I after she phoned me here at work.
Toddlers are very cool!
Trevor
:)
 
Toddlers are way too cute. My now 9 year old daughter when just a year and a half was fascinated with the toilet and loved to climb in it and swish her body in it LOL since at the time we only had one bathroom I could not lock the bathroom but had to constantly get her out, I finally got her to stay out of it but I had to get a picture of it first with a huge smile on her face!!
 
Ha!

Soooo fun to read the other stories too! Thanks for sharing. Wasn't sure if it just struck us funny. Now, I know barking spiders bite too! Tee-Hee! Thanks for sharing guys. Anyone have anymore to share?
Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!
 
RE: Ha!

Okay, I haven't been checking open forum much lately, but I peaked in and of course DebbieH's caught my eye....and I can't believe you guys are talking about this on national internet you should be incredibly embarrassed!!!!

But since you are I feel compelled to share with you my experience a while back. I visited this quaint little resale shop in the city with all the children, but they were at the other side of the store looking at toys. I had taken an exceptionally heaping dose of ground flax seed that morning and had burritos for lunch, SO....I was near the counter where two sweet little old ladies were checking out customers (no one was being checked out at the time) so I thought I was a safe distance from any one in close range...well I wasn't. The big event occurred and I heard one of the little old ladies say to the other "Oh my I thought they had that sewer gas problem remedied, they promised me that it wouldn't be causing any more problems, but it is still just TERRIBLE, I'm going to get right on the phone and get them out here again to reassess the situation - we can't have this smell in our store and she proceeded to make the call". Well I had to move down a small hall to my left because I was laughing hysterically into my coat and I couldn't come out for at least 10 minutes and the children wondered where I went and I had to share with them in the car what had happened, but it took me at least 10 minutes just to tell them because I couldn't stop laughing. So there it is...I'm hoping those two dear little ladies don't take up doing Cathe as I will be found out.

Briee:7 :7 :7 :7
 
RE: Ha!

LOL!!! that was way too funny!!! and made me remember a most funny and embarrising moment in Wal-Mart, I had a bubbly tummy and me and DH went up a frozen isle and was empty so I thought I would be ok to let it go and well just after I did this woman came up with her baby and just a few seconds of being in the isle she picks up her baby and smells it's behind!!! as you can guess I left hubby there to take the blame. LOL
 
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