>I have difficulty with specific/specifically and structural.
>I'd die if I had to say this:
>
>The structural engineer specifically edited it so that the
>ophthalmologist and the Department of Gastroenterology could
>be closer to the aestheticians. Supposedly the original
>blueprints were ruined as he ate gyros with an Iranian on
>Valentines Day.
>
>Sorry I couldn't work in nuclear or malapropisms!
Man, that is a scream!!!
This topic reminds me of my late mother. Sometimes when we'd argue hard and she was winning I'd say "Hey Mom, QUICK, say anesthesiology!" and she'd take the bait every time: "Aneth... ANETH..." She'd start off with a look of constipated determination (I CAN do this), then confusion (Wait, that's not it), and finally she'd look so mad, finally spitting out "Oh sh*t!". She died three years ago and those hilarious little moments still bring tears of mirth to my eyes.