Aw Hell !!!!!(halarious and not a joke!!!!)

jdoll

Cathlete
My dogs have a conspiracy against me i tell you!!! so here's what happened!


i haven't been feeling well since Monday and i didn't get any sleep last night, so when i got home today i decided to drag a lawn chair out into the yard and relax in the sun(just for a little while! don't freak out!!:eek: ) Well it was VERY windy today and about 78 degrees. no clouds...perfect! the wind makes the screen door slam up against the house and it scares Pj(my beloved son/dog). he doesn't like to come outside when it does that so he stayed in the house. Bella, fearless as ever, was out chasing cows though the fence and howling at the trees. So i fall asleep sort of. the state where you are floating and very relaxed, but semi-conscious...... the wind is blowing and the sun is bright and hot and i am at one with the universe(yeah right:+ ) and all of the sudden, Pj attacks me!!!! x( I know this because my chair abrupty collapsed and i hit the ground with a thud and the responsible party was atop me trembling and wagging his tail*sigh* he had gotten startled by the door on the way out to check on me and got a little over-exuberant in his efforts to warn me of the terrible screen door monster.

needless to say, i was not happy or relaxed after thatx( i guess it could have been worse. he could have peed on me (marking the chair)while i was asleep, but he was too distracted Thank god!!!

just thought that lovely TRUE story would crack you all up, so i had to share. ;-)


jes
 
For a moment I thought you were attacked by P.J.'s! But P.J.'s don't have little wagging tails! He must love you deeply to try to save you from the terrible screen door monster which is what I am certain he was doing when he awoke you from you Zenlike oneness with the Universe. That's devotion. What a dog! :)
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? Mary Oliver
 
"i guess it could have been worse. he could have peed on me (marking the chair)while i was asleep, but he was too distracted Thank god!!! "

It could have been worse than even this...if this happened to me I would have peed all over the chair after having been startled out of my oneness with the universe.
 
LOL! You guys are too funny! Great story!

We have to block the refrigerator with a chair before we leave the house because my dog likes to get into it and help himself when we're gone! Well, this morning I was standing in the kitchen reading a magazine and he flicks the refrigerator door open with his paw when I was standing RIGHT THERE! I had never caught him in the act before and it was so hysterical to watch this that I almost forgot to scold him!!

I met my best friend when she came over with her dog and he then proceeded to "mark" my kitchen wall!!! I love dog stories!!

Angie:)
 
Aw hell I knew who the author of this thread was just by reading the title, LOL:p OMG that is soo funny Jes!! I could picture the whole thing happening!! Awww your little PJ was just trying to save you from the evil porch monster:D !!! LMAO!! Hey, I know I owe you an email...:+

Angie, OMG your dog really just opens the fridge??!! Wow you should videotape that and send it to one of those America's funniest pet shows!!! That is too funny!
 
Sandy -

He is such an awesome dog all-around, that truly this is his only fault! I wouldn't mind so much if he cleaned up his mess and then CLOSED the fridge when he was done! LOL! One time he ate the entire leftover Christmas turkey....BONES AND ALL!!! That little trick had me freaked out at first but he was fine.

Angie
 
Jes, that is too funny! My little monsters haven't been that bad, but our puppy, Stinky is totally freaked out of any tractor and manages to escape from her runner with the leash dragging around the yard. She is so incredibly strong...makes me jealous! LOL. She won't do her business even if the neighbors are mowing. She is going to have to get use to it though somehow cuz now I am going to have to get the tiller going. We are going to have so much fun here, can't you tell???

Charlotte~~
 
That is a great and funny story! I love, love dogs! They just crack me up the things they do. You just gotta love them!
 
I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. When they are hungry or are just being obnoxious, LOOK OUT! One of these days, I am going to trip and crash down the stairs and break every bone in my body. Seriously.

Angie
 
Funny story, Jess. My dog rubs his wet nose all over my face, sniffing, then lays on me when I'm in bed!

Susan C.M.
Nothing should be jiggling, unless it's jiggling off. - Cathe in HSC
 
Too cute...thanks for posting that...I'm still sittin' here smiling.
....just precious!! and I'm also glad there was no urine involved!:D
 

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