Bobbi
Cathlete
Women
> By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of
>working overtime.
> An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
on
>this one?". And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec
>sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have
200
>movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers,
have
a
>lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can
cure
>anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of
>hands."
>
> The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one.
> "Six pairs of hands! No Way!",
> "And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked.
>
> The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for
one
>day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I can't!" the Lord
protested,
>"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
heart.
>She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>
> The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but you have
made
her
>so soft, Lord."
> "She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.
> You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will
be
>able to reason, and negotiate."
>
> The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched
the
>woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I
told
>you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
> "That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a tear!"
> "What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
>
> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
>sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and
her
>pride." The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You
thought of
>everything, for women are truly amazing." Women have strengths that
>amaze men. They carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold
>happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They
sing
>when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when
they
are
> nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for
>injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
>better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go
to
>the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They
cry
>when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
>
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
>Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of
a
>family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength
>left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
> Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll
drive,
>fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
> They bring joy and hope.
>
> They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to
their
>family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
> Pass this along to your women friends to remind them
> how amazing they are.
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> By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of
>working overtime.
> An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
on
>this one?". And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec
>sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have
200
>movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers,
have
a
>lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can
cure
>anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of
>hands."
>
> The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one.
> "Six pairs of hands! No Way!",
> "And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked.
>
> The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for
one
>day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I can't!" the Lord
protested,
>"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
heart.
>She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>
> The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but you have
made
her
>so soft, Lord."
> "She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.
> You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will
be
>able to reason, and negotiate."
>
> The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched
the
>woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I
told
>you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
> "That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a tear!"
> "What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
>
> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
>sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and
her
>pride." The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You
thought of
>everything, for women are truly amazing." Women have strengths that
>amaze men. They carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold
>happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They
sing
>when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when
they
are
> nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for
>injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
>better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go
to
>the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They
cry
>when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
>
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
>Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of
a
>family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength
>left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
> Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll
drive,
>fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
> They bring joy and hope.
>
> They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to
their
>family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
> Pass this along to your women friends to remind them
> how amazing they are.
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and very true