Winner bumper stickers....

[winsomehill]

What good bumper stickers have you all seen?
Here are a couple of my favorites...

Jesus is coming...Look busy!!

Crop circles are an act of cereal killers

Heather

 

[toastythemosty]

Keep Honking, I'm Reloading

If life gives you lemon, squirt your enemies in the eye (on my car)

Save the planet, stop breathing

Charlotte~~

 

[pink_fortitude]

My all-time favorite? That is easy.

Eve was framed.

Missy

 

[ldy_solana]

The Beatings will Continue Until Moral Improves

Stop Repeat Offenders....Don't Re-elect them

Don't Steal the Goverment Hates Competition(although i think that should say IRS)

kassia
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey

 

[buffettgirl]

Nuke the whales

 

[Maximus]

A magnetic green ribbon that said "I Support Magnetic Ribbons."

 

[andtckrtoo]

Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Horn broken, watch for finger.

Zero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds

Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... did you ever notice all womens' problems begin with men?

My Australian Shepherd is smarter than your honor student (I have an Aussie - sadly, he's smarter than I am).

My all time favorite: Girls kick A$$! (a mountain biking buddy gave it to me after I did a tough ride with the guys and kept up - I earned that one!).

 

[emy]

Yes, this is my truck, no you cannot borrow it.


Maximus, LMAO at the "i support magnetic ribbons" - I need to buy one of those!

 

[Pellmel]

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.


Not on mine....but seen in Portland!
Melissa

 

[dlavie]

Don't honk, you'll wake me

Guns don't kill people, radical pro-lifers do

Stop inbreeding, ban country western music

Get involved, the world is run by those that show up


Dave

 

[kotacam]

Visualize Whirled Peas

 

[cathykazbar]

Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father.

Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.

Smile and let it go.

Cath

 

[Lunacat]

I love this one:

Knowledge is power, Power corrupts, Study Hard, Be Evil

 

[workoutqueen]

This is a cute thread, so here's mine:

(If I remember it correctly)

"If I would have known my grandkids were this much fun, I would of had them first".

Katrina

 

[Imafitnessfreak]

I saw this one yesterday:

"I love My Wife"

My thoughts: He has a very insecure wife!:7 :7 :7

 

[Tamster]

I saw a funny one the other day on the way to work:

Missing: Wife and Cat
Reward for cat

Tammy

 

[TarHeelMom]

Here are a few I like:

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

I'm not tense -- just terribly, terribly alert.

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about??

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sport/sport-smiley-003.gif Kathy S. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sport/sport-smiley-001.gif

 

[exercise forever]

Here's one but rather rude!



If you can read this your *ss is too close!




kim

 

[glofing]

"If Jesus were here, he'd use HIS turn signal"