Why do I keep getting emails about

LauraMax

Cathlete
how I can enlarge my penis? :eek: Setting aside the fact that I don't HAVE ONE, what website did I visit that caused this kind of punishment?

For the last 2 weeks or so I've spent the first 10 minutes of my workday unsubscribing from all the unwanted solicitation emails in my personal mailbox & have managed to get it down to about 10 or so of emails I actually want. But these viagra/member enhancement emails don't seem to have an unsubscribe option & I get them every stinking day. Also I'm afraid to open them b/c god knows what would happen next!

If I could just figure out how to get rid of them & the pleas from the wife of the wrongly imprisoned man in Nambibia or some such place soliciting donations for his legal fees I'll be spam free.
 
Have you ever considered that maybe you DO have a penis but it's just so small you don't know it? In which case, you NEED the penis enlarging information!

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>Have you ever considered that maybe you DO have a penis but
>it's just so small you don't know it? In which case, you NEED
>the penis enlarging information!

Precicely what I was going to say.

Allison
 
I had this happen to me as well, and I have NO idea how I got on the email list. I started blocking the sender everytime I got one and eventually they stopped. So annoying!

Lori
 
I get them too. I have NO IDEA why. I get emails about viagra too. The latest thing (in addition to those) is Casino emails. I am not a gambler. I get, literally, about 500 spam emails a day on one particular account. I have opened up several other email accounts that I now use for other things and use that original one for mail order stuff. 99% of those stupid emails get filtered into a Bulk email folder and with one click, I can empty it, a few end up in my regular inbox. It's unbelieveable, isn't it?
I can't believe that people actually will respond to these things. I don't even open them.


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Jumps in and in Beavis voice yells "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOIIIINNNNNNGGGG!"
Hopes at least someone out there recalls Beavis & Butthead and can get a chuckle out of third grade silliness.
 
>how I can enlarge my penis? :eek: Setting aside the fact that
>I don't HAVE ONE, what website did I visit that caused this
>kind of punishment?
>

I used to get those all the time. Thank goodness, our filtering system at work seems to be working better now.

I once got one that contained offers for penis enlargement, breast enlargement AND viagra, all in one. If I were a transitional transsexual with erection problems, I might have taken them up on it.}(

What I hate the most is when the 'subject' of the message doesn't reveal what's inside, and then you open the email and are 'surprised.' (I wonder, do they get many purchases from people who are 'tricked' this way? "Gee, this looks like a message from someone I do business with/an acquiantance. Let me see...What? penis enlargement? You know, I wasn't thinking about it, but now that I see this offfer....")
 
>Have you ever considered that maybe you DO have a penis but
>it's just so small you don't know it? In which case, you NEED
>the penis enlarging information!
>
>}(

ROLFL - I almost spit my green tea all over my computer screen.

I also get junk mail, lots of it including viagra, penis enlargment,flight reservation confirmation(actually all kinds of confirmations). I never open any of the emails - straight to the junk mail, if they are not already there. Most of it goes in to my junk mail but I still get a few in my inbox. Why is there so much junk? }( Unbelievable. :eek: I am glad that I am not alone. :D
 
>>Have you ever considered that maybe you DO have a penis but
>>it's just so small you don't know it? In which case, you
>NEED
>>the penis enlarging information!
>
>Precicely what I was going to say.
>
>Allison

What a shocking discovery that would be so late in life! But hey, I've always wanted to be like Jamie Lee Curtis, maybe this is my chance? Jeez Louise! :+
 
Or when they get around your spam blocker/firewall by putting spaces between the letters. Because p e n i s does not spell penis?
 
Well I dont know about you guys and your penis's - but I am currently helping the ousted dignitary of a highly important African nation secure his funds. See I deposit all my money in an account - give them the account number - and they are going to deposit a few million in there for me... Can't wait!!!!! :)
 
I'm not sure if this is true or not, but I heard that you are not supposed to unsubscribe to unwanted emails because then the sender will know that they have actually sent their message to a valid email address and will just send more that way. Can't you set up your bulk mail to get most of these unwanted emails?

Erica
 
Anne!!! Sweet deal!!! Why can't I get e-mails offering me that kind of deal? All I get is penis enlargement, Bambi and her new web cam (she has pics she wants to show me!) and Citizens Bank wanting confirmation of my account info!
 
>Well I dont know about you guys and your penis's - but I am
>currently helping the ousted dignitary of a highly important
>African nation secure his funds. See I deposit all my money
>in an account - give them the account number - and they are
>going to deposit a few million in there for me... Can't
>wait!!!!! :)


Think of all the Cathe DVDs you will be able to purchase!
 
Actually, Erica is correct. Do not click on any links within those messages or unsubscribe. It confirms your email address is valid and then you can get even more spam once the sender has a verified email address.
 
I must be the luckiest person in the world! On the same day I won the Irish Sweepstakes, a Sweepstakes in Britian and a South African one as well. I think I also won a Porsche, and an Apple iPhone. So, once I collect, I'm going to share the wealth and fly all of my Cathe friends to her gym to workout with her. And you can even drive my Porsche!

Yeah - I don't click on anything. One way to cut down on SPAM is to set aside one account (Yahoo, Google, MSN - whatever free account you want) and use ONLY that account to order anything off the internet and to get information sent to you. I have one account for that and it works well, actually.
 
The problem with having a seperate e-mail account for things you order is sometimes you need to refer to a delivery confirmation e-mail and it's buried in all the junk. I try not to order anything from sites other than ones I can trust 100% - like Amazon, SNM, etc.

I had an e-mail account for almost 7 years with no problem, then the junk mails started coming - penis enlargement and other secrets to keep my woman happy! They mushroomed so bad I would have to delete 60-80 e-mails every morning. And you could tell in the subject line that many of them originated overseas just by the poor grammer (It me, Gina). I finally closed the account altogether and set up a new account on a new server. It was the only solution I could find.

Diane
 
OK OK I'll stop sending you guys all of those emails. Doesn't anyone want to see my webcam?

What about that poor kid in London who was dieing of cancer and wanted to get the record for most postcards mailed to him. He survived the cancer over 10 years ago and now is still getting buried postcards.

If you don't instantly email this message to ten of your friends you will gain 5 pounds, if you email it 20 of your friends then you'll lose 5 pounds.

Actually I'm a representative from Paypal and I need to verify your account by making a few transactions so if you would provide your user info....
 
Before our improved Spam-blocking on my university account, I started using "block sender" on my email. I ended up with dozens of blocked email addresses and about a dozen blocked words, but others still kept coming.
 

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