Tuesday Chuckle OT

[andtckrtoo]

Men don't have a clue...

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other...
The woman yells out the window, "PIG!"
Man yells back out window, "B!TCH!"

Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought for the day: If only men would listen........

Of course Bill is the exception here... :+

 

[luvmylabs]

Christine,

Men... can't live with them... Can't live without them!!!!}( :+

 

[TeTe]

Thanks for the chuckle...:7

 

[dixiedog6]

LOL!

 

[bhappy]

Yes,
chuckle, chuckle
Do I show to DH?

bhappy

 

[dlavie]

An English teacher proposed the following punctuation quiz.
He wrote on the board

MAN WITHOUT WOMAN IS HELPLESS

and told the class to correctly punctuate the sentence.

All of the men in in the class turned it

MAN, WITHOUT, WOMAN IS HELPLESS

Of course the women in the class turned in

MAN, WITHOUT WOMAN, IS HELPLESS

Never underestimate good grammar.

Dave

 

[scm]

HA HA HA!! Both jokes are funny.
Susan C.M.