This is Funny...

[WannaBeStrong]

So I'm sitting here wasting time when I should be in bed getting my beauty sleep. But hey, my kids are finally in bed and I am enjoying time surfing the web. Here's a joke I found that I thought you may enjoy.

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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Shirley

 

[claridge]

LOL!! Shirley..........I Love It!

Got one for you

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (blonde of course), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How would I know, thats 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I dont know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear"

Marion

 

[dixiedog6]

LOL!!!

 

[scm]

That IS funny!! I should be 500 lbs by now...hahahhaaa
Susan C.M.

 

[wendybdh]

>That IS funny!! I should be 500 lbs by now...hahahhaaa

ROFL!

Wendy

 

[lachicajen]

Shirley this is so funny.

 

[momto2bratz]

LMAO!!

Aila