The Party Thread

In my perfect world...

1) Cheeseburgers and ice cream would have an RDA!

2) My breasts would magically lift and be perky at all times.

3) Adults would be forced to have a graham cracker snack and then have to take out their mats and blankets and have a half hour nap in the middle of the day.

4) I would be tan without having any of the danger of tanning in the sun or the effort of applying self tanner.

5) My thighs would magically be rid of the ol' saddle bags.

6) Johnny Depp would a) be single and b) would become my next door neighbor.
 
Oh, yes. A snack and a nap in the afternoon. That would be awesome.

Wait a minute...I just had a mental image of me and my co-workers pulling out their little mats and sticking their thumbs in their mouth. Too funny!

Gee, wonder what would happen in a co-ed cube?! You know, I just don't want to think about it!

This thread really gets the imagination going.
 
In my perfect world...
The laugh lines around my eyes and mouth would be gone, but laughing wouldn't cause anymore wrinkles...
I'd have a second home in northern Italy, in the Dolomites...
I'd have my landscaping stay perfectly groomed and trimmed without lifting a finger...
I'd have a magic button that with one push would make my house clean and sparkly, including all the windows...
My husband wouldn't have to work and we could play all day...
They'd make Long Shot Hazlenut/Vanilla Beer again...
My hair would never go gray...
My Cathe would say "Wow, wish I could look as good as you."
This was cathartic...
Thanks!
Amy
 
Oh, this is wonderful! I love these perfect worlds! Except for that "piggy" Bobbi.:) I just smiled from ear to ear (which I AM capable of doing) reading all these posts. Thanks for making my day. There must be hundreds more, no? Alexis
 
In my perfect world:

1. I wouldn't get my period anymore and not go through the changes when my time comes.

2. I would have an affair with Mel Gibson and not get in trouble.

3. Eat Tarumasu as much as I want and not gain weight.

4. My boys would gets straight A's in school and never get in trouble in school too!!

5. Will never aged.

I can't think of anything else but If I do I will post:)
 
Let me put it this way, my dear, sweet, big-mouth friend. If I admit to possibly thinking what you're thinking, then I'm in serious trouble. ;) Be a man, errr woman, and fess up to your wayward fantasies. Alexis
 
Yes, that would be my younger brother and that's GROSS!!! I've always considered Johnny Depp good enough for me. ROFL!! His looks are OK but I'm in love with the attitude. He's sexy and odd - ya know, just like me!! Oh. And Mel's Jesus before he was Jesus. I'm not very good with names. Lexy
 
I'd be happy (and I mean REALLY happy) if those men would just serve the food . . . then tidy up afterward.

Shari

P.S. Especially Viggo
 
Aragon and Johnny Depp!!!!
Sword play!!!!
What a perfect world!!!

Absolutely loved this thread. Don't think I can add a thing!
 
Yes Bobbi, I am absolutely into guys who can make me laugh. That's why I married my husband. But "short men with lots of hair"? Goodness! My hubby's taller than I am, and I'm hairier than he is!:eek: I guess I love Gimli because he can fight a good fight even though he's smaller than most of the characters in LOTR.:)

Pinky
 
Now, Pinky, think about it. You are married to a tall, not hairy man. Is he fair? It's obvious you subconsciously wish to be swept off yor feet by a dark, very, very, very short, hairy man (or dwarf) as the case may be. Or maybe you wish to DO the sweeping and a very tiny man (or dwarf) would be perfect. And just because dear Gimli is rather loud and brusque doesn't mean he wouldn't be very tender in the amor department. Pinky, you are IN LOVE with Gimli! Fortunately you can never act upon this fantasy man (or dwarf) because he's a character in a movie just as my beloved Aragorn will never come between me and my own, yes, funny, husband who in neither tall nor fair and quite hairy everywhere but his head!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"
 
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