So I got my pug microchipped today

Dude you have no idea, last week I went shopping and had to go to the restroom, so I go to this bathroom with the auto flush and as I am taking care of business, the stupid thing starts flushing uncontrollably. I mean flush after flush after flush, a little girl in another stall ask her mom why someone kept flushing the toilet. I was beginning to think the thing was taking me down!! Gosh I am so terribly frighten to find out it was the CIA keeping track of my every movement, I actually believe that the constant never ending flushing was all a ploy so they could install a GPS device in me, of course because I am so interesting to the CIA. This is indeed a true story, I will call it the "Conspiracy of the Auto Toilet".

Anyway not sure about most of the hogwash posted here, but I will tell you to be afraid of the auto toilets, be very afraid.


Kelli

Came back in to say I did not make myself clear on what hogwash I was referring to, but I think most of you ladies can figure it out.
 
You guys are killing me!!! :7

Yes, it is odd that she is so against technology, yet she obviously has a computer, and a television and a dvd player. I suppose she has to have those things, though, in order to keep abreast of the enemy's tactics. I mean, just look at LauraMax's dog - he's clearly a power-hungry lunatic. He probably used mind-control to get Laura to have the microchip implanted in him, so that he could purposefully destroy Laura's energy fields. It's all part of the master plan.... }(

ETA - Shelley, that picture!!! :7 LMAO!
 
Holy crap! That's it.......I'm calling my vet & having that satanic chip removed immediately! :eek:

Actually what I'd really like to do is get my hands on the person who did that to the poor little fella........(that's assuming it's a fella ;-) )
 
I mean, just look at
>LauraMax's dog - he's clearly a power-hungry lunatic. He
>probably used mind-control to get Laura to have the microchip
>implanted in him, so that he could purposefully destroy
>Laura's energy fields. It's all part of the master plan....
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Eureka! Evily, you have just explained an awful lot about Maximus's behavior, and mine for that matter!:+

BTW, love the toilet story! Did you squat or did you actually make contact? I'm pretty sure the CIA cannot detect your ummm, excremental activities unless you set off the sensors by making contact.
 
O.M.G.

Now I feel stupid that I responded to her at all!

Oh, by the way, my neck is sore today. Do you guys think its computer poisoning? Crap, I probably have computer poisoning. Well, I hope it's not as bad as when I had cellphone-itis. That sucked!

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[font color=blue size=+4]ROFLMAO!!!![/font] Oh my word, that is freakin' hilarious!!! Everyone at work has got to think I am totally nuts over here! That clip is PERFECT!!!!
 
<Now I feel stupid that I responded to her at all!>
You shouldn't Carolyn. After all, your arguments actually had some substance as opposed to drawing upon Orwellian references from high a school literature class.
 
>Oh, by the way, my neck is sore today. Do you guys think its
>computer poisoning? Crap, I probably have computer poisoning.
>Well, I hope it's not as bad as when I had cellphone-itis.
>That sucked!

I would say it's your microchipped kitties, Carolyn
}( :+ , it's all the German government's fault for making you microchip your pets. Actually, I think they do it to secretly keep track of you. Can't trust those Germans!!

I just got the new pups microchipped and sure enough, next thing I know Sunday I am down with a sore throat, coughing, fever ..... Go figure :p
 
I wondered how getting a pug microchipped could generate soooo many responses, and then I read it. Like the other poster all I could say was wow, this person really believes all that they are saying.
I feel that I am a person who likes to conserve and do my part for the earth. My father plants trees for everyone in the family and my parents recently purchased 200 acres to farm and hunt on. I receycle glass, aluminum, plastic and paper and I try and combine all my trips. But B&G has taken this argument from calm to brimstone and fire.
I mean I know the government doesn't inform Americans about everything, and maybe we all don't want to know but I think most Americans are realizing that we will have to change our ways to conserve the earths resources.
B&G have you ever read the book 1984 also very Big Brother type book you know the government tracks your every movement, controls how the population procreates and lets not forget keeping us brainwashed by thinking we live in a free democracy.
Who knew that with getting your pug microchipped (my sister got her scottie chipped as well) we would be sending the earth and everyone on it to eternal damnation, or hell in a hand basket.
Darn if only we'd have known sooner.
nkuangel
 
"Protective hats, protective hats for sale.....only $100 per hat, guaranteed to protect you from all evil ray-emitting devices!" (as I rip them off the roll of aluminum foil...)
 
I am going to get myself microchipped so I can always be found too. I always get lost wherever I go

Karen}(
 
What's kind of funny about this is that down in South Florida, girls are getting microchipped with their driver's licence and credit card on the chip so they don't have to carry a purse when they go out clubbing!

Have any of you seen the new HP computer commercials....Parental Mind Control? In light of this post, I am finding them hysterical!!!
 
Not to stir things up even more but there was a day when they said smoking cigarettes...inhailing a substance into your body...was not dangerous at all. Not too long ago olestra (is that what it was called...in chips) was thought to be a good idea, as well as sacchrin (spelled wrong but the artificial sweetner). Wasn't there one that had to be totally removed from the market?

I refuse to get into the cell phone/computer thing but as for ingesting something foreign into our body (food, substance or tracking chip), why is it so far fetched to think that somewhere down the line "they" may discover that it has more negatives than positives? Like they did with nicotine and Crisco?
 
Thank you, Sarah. I just tuned in to this thread, and I must say that I am disheartened by the way in which some posters who disagree with B & G have thought nothing of robbing her of her dignity by ganging up on her and heaping on mockery and ridicule. Is this any way to handle disagreement no matter how strongly you feel it?

Just my observation for what it's worth.
Manmohini
 
Sarah - I really admire your *ahem* balls.

I never thought I'd write a "shame on you post", but damn, people. You're acting like a bunch of high school girls ganging up on the new girl in school.
 
Well, I guess, since I am one of the ones who needs to be "shamed on", I will respond to the high school girl accusation.

I didn't have a problem with B&G believing that a microchip is harmful, for various reasons I think it is not harmful, but anyone is entitled to their opinion.

I found it quite hypocritical to condemn microchips, cell phones, powerlines, etc. while sitting in front of a computer posting on an Internet forum. But I guess all of us, myself included, at times can be hypocrits in one way or another.

What I really had a problem with was her statement that she is only here to seek insight into the minds of the "opposers" to gain more knowledge/power. What are we doing here, war espionage???

Aside from the fact that I found her superiority demeanor, that we, the average American don't have the information nor opinions necessary (what, we don't have any brains, but she does?) totally uncalled for. But quite frankly, to be called "opposers" and to be an object that needs to be "spied" on, threw me over the edge!

I can't speak for anyone else but myself, but I do think it wasn't her opinion about the microchip being intrusive that triggered the reaction that you are condemning as "ganging up on the new girl in school", I think it was her demeanor about being superior and part of the selected minority who have a grasp on things whereas the rest of us are sheep.

I think a lot of people, including myself, felt like we were thrown in the twilight zone, I do think it was a pretty normal reaction and it had nothing to do with acting like high schoolers ganging up on the new girl.

You may see this differently and you are entitled to your opinion. I didn't think your "shame on you, people" post was necessary but that is my opinion ;-)
 
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