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[Afreet]

Dizzam! I'm late to the PM party!

...I PM'ed you anyway.

 

[LoDo]

Yeah, Robin, I too am glad no one BM'd on your PM thread. I hope that didn't offend anyone.

 

[BreckGirl]

Yeah, Robin, I too am glad no one BM'd on your PM thread. I hope that didn't offend anyone.

I'm offended for those who might be constipated. Perhaps they WANT to BM on the PM, but they cannot. This then, is offensive.

Hopefully those that can BM in the AM will refrain from BMing on the PM thread... and will continue to refrain in the PM as well.

 

[story1267]

If Beavs is late for the latter then someone better get her a latte. And then send her a PM before it gets cold!

 

[Miss Lee]

Well, I was worried that maybe the marauding Lone Star thread rater might be sick or something so I one starred it for for her.

 

[cindi1]

Funny thread!

 

[Beavs]

Great. Now I got spastic PMs.

 

[story1267]

Oh No! Beavs! I just remembered...aren't you a tea person?!? I'm so, dreadfully, severely sorry if my latte reference offended you....... Please forgive me.

 

[Beavs]

They make black tea lattes now so you are safe. But I'll be watchin' you

 

[sparrow13]

I'm not offended by my lack of PMs (a-hem) but I was and am offended by all the talk of Funyuns last week. This is a heath board people and I don't appreciate being tempted by you heathens.

In future, please restrict food remarks to bulgar, water, almonds and the like.

 

[Afreet]

I'm eating almonds right now, Sparrow. I'd PM one to you, but I don't think it works that way.

 

[story1267]

But Sparrow, were you not the INSTIGATOR of said Funyun flakiness? Did you not provide the best visual of the week as we all went about our days imagining naked women hyped up on junk food tackling their husbands to apply flea preparations? Am I mistaken?

And, really, can't we fight about deli-meat? I think we could offend so many so quickly.

 

[sparrow13]

I'm eating almonds right now, Sparrow. I'd PM one to you, but I don't think it works that way.

LOL wouldn't it be great if it did? "Dear Cathe, please PM me your glutes for my beach weekend. Thank you."

 

[sparrow13]

But Sparrow, were you not the INSTIGATOR of said Funyun flakiness? Did you not provide the best visual of the week as we all went about our days imagining naked women hyped up on junk food tackling their husbands to apply flea preparations? Am I mistaken?

And, really, can't we fight about deli-meat? I think we could offend so many so quickly.

Excuse me, but I mentioned Cheez-Its, which are only a tiny bit dirty. Michele took it pornographic with the Funyuns mention.

OOO yes, deli-meat. Meat's just not supposed to be that flat, is it??

 

[Beavs]

Did I just hear "Funyuns"?!

 

[fit_fairy]

I'm dizzy!! Who's PMing who?

 

[Miss Lee]

"You talking 'bout me?" I asked, nekkid as a jaybird and licking the sweet salty Funyun residue off my fingers.

 

[TeTe]

As Freud said, "Sometimes a Funyun is just a Funyun!!"

 

[exer_cited]

I was having the worst Monday ever until I opened this thread...

 

[buffettgirl]

Melissa, I could PM you if it would make your Monday brighter.

Deli-meat? I was on a forum not too long ago where we discussed cocktail weinies. We all decided they were too small to be considered meat.