SHE CAN BE TAUGHT!!!!
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Aquajock
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Oh, Mother of God, Tina . . .
DH and I have two microwaves in our kitchen, kitty-corner to each other, and a couple of years ago I put in a Stouffer's Stuffed Green pepper into one mike, turned the other one on for 15 minutes per the directions, went to do my bidness, and came back when the buzzer sounded. Opened the one up that I'd turned on: NOTHING THERE.
I swear I thought this:
"Man, I must have nuked this longer than I thought."
A-J
DH and I have two microwaves in our kitchen, kitty-corner to each other, and a couple of years ago I put in a Stouffer's Stuffed Green pepper into one mike, turned the other one on for 15 minutes per the directions, went to do my bidness, and came back when the buzzer sounded. Opened the one up that I'd turned on: NOTHING THERE.
I swear I thought this:
"Man, I must have nuked this longer than I thought."
A-J
lainiefig
Cathlete
OK, this reminds me of an incident during my first pregnancy. We had a fairly new washing machine (well, I'd had it for a year already but it was in good shape). I put the clothes in, the detergent, etc. and went to turn it on. I twisted the handle and went to pull it out (you know how you pull washing machine handles up to turn them on), but the handle came right off. I put it back on and tried again--same result. I was really upset and ended up digging up the info and calling the company. I explained the problem. She asked for the model number. I told her. She asked if I pushed the "start button." Oops. I did not have the kind of machine where you pull the handle up to start. My machine was the kind where you do all the settings and simply press "start". In my muddled pregnant brain I'd somehow forgotten there was a start button. There's no telling what that girl said about me after I hung up sheepishly. I think I did mention that I was pregnant before I said goodbye.
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dreamyjeanie
Cathlete
Oh I really hate it when I forget to close the lip of the washer. You hear it going so you think everything is fine til you go to put it in the dryer and the machine is still full of water since the spin cycle won't work if the lids open.
Once I started the machine before getting the clothes ready. Got distracted and washed an empty load.
Jean
Once I started the machine before getting the clothes ready. Got distracted and washed an empty load.
Jean
chachi
Cathlete
Jean, don't feel bad b/c I've done the same exact thing...a few times. It's pretty funny when you go to put the clothes in the dryer and realize they're still sitting in the basket. The inside of our washers are a bit cleaner though 
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Sunshine 1528
Cathlete
Funny stuff ladies.
I forget so many things I can't even remember my similar faux paus to share . . . maybe later . . . ?
I forget so many things I can't even remember my similar faux paus to share . . . maybe later . . . ?
Oh, this thread is making my laugh..and make me feel so much better! I have been doing some crazy things lately. I'm attributing it to pregnancy.
Last night we were eating supper, and I realized the dishwasher was running. Usually not a big deal but I had just unloaded it, and there was nothing in it! I still can't remember starting it after I unloaded it, but I think we all know that dishwashers don't just start up.
We were eating with my husband's brother and dad, and being ever so sweet, my hubby just smiled and went along with my "someone must have bumped it" conclusion. I'm sure he knew better
lisa
Last night we were eating supper, and I realized the dishwasher was running. Usually not a big deal but I had just unloaded it, and there was nothing in it! I still can't remember starting it after I unloaded it, but I think we all know that dishwashers don't just start up.
We were eating with my husband's brother and dad, and being ever so sweet, my hubby just smiled and went along with my "someone must have bumped it" conclusion. I'm sure he knew better
lisa
JMFRANE
Cathlete
OK-this is really bad and I hate to admit it BUT
one time, several years ago, I came out of the mall, couldn't find my keys. My keys were still in the car AND the car was running. Good thing I had an extra set of keys in my purse. I felt so stupid! I WAS really tired that day-oh my
Joanne
P.S. And, Nettie, you have to learn the cardio on HIS. It is sooo fun!
one time, several years ago, I came out of the mall, couldn't find my keys. My keys were still in the car AND the car was running. Good thing I had an extra set of keys in my purse. I felt so stupid! I WAS really tired that day-oh my
Joanne
P.S. And, Nettie, you have to learn the cardio on HIS. It is sooo fun!
Aquajock
Cathlete
This one will demonstrate A-Jock's command of history: DH (who is an avid reader of history) and I were talking about a WWII movie he wanted to see, and I said, "Isn't that the one that starts off when the U.S. bombed Pearl Harbor?" DH dissolved into a puddle, much like LauraMax's Ice Cream Dream.
A-Jock
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