Aquajock
Cathlete
La Cathe is My Instructor
I shall not cringe.
She maketh me to perform the plyojacks:
She leadeth me beside the barbell.
She restoreth the fire in mine thighs;
She leadeth me down the path of sweating.
She encourageth me to breathe
And refuel mine muscles.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of I-Max
I will fear no step bench: for Cathe art with me;
Her smile and her choreography comfort and challenge me.
She preparest a workout before me in the presence of mine enemy Chocolate;
She anointest my head with a headband;
My DVD player runneth over.
Surely the Slow and Heavy Series shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of Fitness A La Cathe forever.
Annette
I shall not cringe.
She maketh me to perform the plyojacks:
She leadeth me beside the barbell.
She restoreth the fire in mine thighs;
She leadeth me down the path of sweating.
She encourageth me to breathe
And refuel mine muscles.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of I-Max
I will fear no step bench: for Cathe art with me;
Her smile and her choreography comfort and challenge me.
She preparest a workout before me in the presence of mine enemy Chocolate;
She anointest my head with a headband;
My DVD player runneth over.
Surely the Slow and Heavy Series shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of Fitness A La Cathe forever.
Annette
