OMG! I walked into the men's locker room by mistake!

[LauraMax]

YIKES! OK I'm usually a bit out of it for my Sunday morning workouts, but I've never done anything that stupid before! Thank god I wasn't wearing my contacts!

Not sure how I can go back to the gym without feeling utterly embarassed. At least I learned from it--ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE YOU'RE WALKING!

 

[Dela]

OMG, I'm hoping being a Sunday the gym was not TOO busy??

 

[LauraMax]

OMG, I'm hoping being a Sunday the gym was not TOO busy??

I think I lucked out--2 guys, one fully dressed & one w/a towel wrapped around him, thank goodness! It's all about timing I suppose.

 

[NY25]

Hysterical!!! That'll certainly wake you up in the morning!

 

[Ly10up]

I've done it myself

I hate when that happens.

 

[caseysmomgo]

I'd have to change gyms!!! At least the locker room wasn't full of naked men...although that would've been a real waste since you didn't have your contacts in!!!

 

[hottiescientist]

well, were they happy to see you?

One time I walked into the locker room very tired and all I could see was the full naked backside of someone so buff I had to make sure I was in women's locker room. My heart was literally frozen while I had to go walk to the front of the the door. I mean no feminine curves or attributes on this lady and from the back she was totally ripped. but scared me out of my mind.

 

[JennieR]

I once walked into an airport Men's Restroom, used it, and didn't realize it till after the fact. Thankfully, it was early in the morning and there weren't many people around.

 

[jldx2in2000]

My husband would kill me if he knew I was telling everyone this but it is sooo worth it!

When we were traveling home from a funeral, we decided to stop at a rest stop to change out of our formal clothes into to travel clothes. He was so worried that people would think that was wrong to do but I told him to just do it anyway.

Well, when I was in the womens restroom changing, I noticed on the floor in the stall next to me, was a bag with clothes in it. I was so excited to tell DH that there was another person changing too.

I finished changing, got out of the stall and went to wash my hands. At the time, the door to the stall next to mine opened and I looked up to see who it was in the mirror. It was DH!!!!!!

He looked at me, looked around (probably for urinals), and then bolted out of the restroom!!!

I was laughing too hard to say anything! The bad thing is there was a little girl (probably about 9 or 10) at the sinks who saw him. When I left, I told him we had to get out of there before she told her mom there was a pervert in the bathroom!!!

 

[LauraMax]

LOL! Thanks so much for sharing ladies! So glad it's not just me.............

 

[Liann]

My husband would kill me if he knew I was telling everyone this but it is sooo worth it!

When we were traveling home from a funeral, we decided to stop at a rest stop to change out of our formal clothes into to travel clothes. He was so worried that people would think that was wrong to do but I told him to just do it anyway.

Well, when I was in the womens restroom changing, I noticed on the floor in the stall next to me, was a bag with clothes in it. I was so excited to tell DH that there was another person changing too.

I finished changing, got out of the stall and went to wash my hands. At the time, the door to the stall next to mine opened and I looked up to see who it was in the mirror. It was DH!!!!!!

He looked at me, looked around (probably for urinals), and then bolted out of the restroom!!!

I was laughing too hard to say anything! The bad thing is there was a little girl (probably about 9 or 10) at the sinks who saw him. When I left, I told him we had to get out of there before she told her mom there was a pervert in the bathroom!!!

LOL!!! That's hilarious!!!

Laura - I've come close to doing the same thing!

 

[JT]

Thanks for the great reading and laughs, You all Rock!!

 

[Aquajock]

DANGLY BITS: An Ode To The Men's Locker Room

In the men's locker room thou wilt see
Yon dangly bits on ev'ry he.

'Neath towels and jockstraps and leggings khakeeee
The bits they do dangle - 'cept some secretly.

O'er sinks and drains and places to pee
Bits dangly e'en deeper and so happily.

Much like a garden this locker room be
With bulbs and stalks all dangling free.

God bless the dear bits! They will e'er enchant me -
May they dangle forever in locker room harmony.



















The End.

A-Jock

 

[Worknprogress]

My husband would kill me if he knew I was telling everyone this but it is sooo worth it!

When we were traveling home from a funeral, we decided to stop at a rest stop to change out of our formal clothes into to travel clothes. He was so worried that people would think that was wrong to do but I told him to just do it anyway.

Well, when I was in the womens restroom changing, I noticed on the floor in the stall next to me, was a bag with clothes in it. I was so excited to tell DH that there was another person changing too.

I finished changing, got out of the stall and went to wash my hands. At the time, the door to the stall next to mine opened and I looked up to see who it was in the mirror. It was DH!!!!!!

He looked at me, looked around (probably for urinals), and then bolted out of the restroom!!!

I was laughing too hard to say anything! The bad thing is there was a little girl (probably about 9 or 10) at the sinks who saw him. When I left, I told him we had to get out of there before she told her mom there was a pervert in the bathroom!!!

THAT is hysterical!!! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[syzygy314]

That's fabulous!

DANGLY BITS: An Ode To The Men's Locker Room

In the men's locker room thou wilt see
Yon dangly bits on ev'ry he.

'Neath towels and jockstraps and leggings khakeeee
The bits they do dangle - 'cept some secretly.

O'er sinks and drains and places to pee
Bits dangly e'en deeper and so happily.

Much like a garden this locker room be
With bulbs and stalks all dangling free.

God bless the dear bits! They will e'er enchant me -
May they dangle forever in locker room harmony.



















The End.

A-Jock

 

[LauraMax]

DANGLY BITS: An Ode To The Men's Locker Room

In the men's locker room thou wilt see
Yon dangly bits on ev'ry he.

'Neath towels and jockstraps and leggings khakeeee
The bits they do dangle - 'cept some secretly.

O'er sinks and drains and places to pee
Bits dangly e'en deeper and so happily.

Much like a garden this locker room be
With bulbs and stalks all dangling free.

God bless the dear bits! They will e'er enchant me -
May they dangle forever in locker room harmony.



The End.

A-Jock

Is this true? I've heard showers turn the dangle into a dwindle.........

 

[RapidBreath]

Yeah, I did that once at a Barnes and Noble, luckily there was a guy who was coming out and said "Woops wrong door." I'm short. The darn sign was above my head is my only excuse.

 

[5$footlong]

For some it's leaf peeing season, for others, junk peeping

 

[gonnabea5]

I walked into the men's bathroom at walmart. This guy got my attention and pointed to the sign. I don't know if he didn't speak english or he was just speechless.

 

[buckeyegirl]

This is too funny!! Love the stories!

DH has told me some funny, and quite honestly, gross men's locker room stories. Old men walking around with their dangly bits, sitting on couches in the buff, blow drying their dangly bits, you get the picture....nasty!

Buckeyegirl