My hidden talent is now on display!!

[eaglobo]

I e-mailed this to Kathy S., and she felt I should share with the forum, so here goes...my hidden talent

I cannot sing a lick, I cannot whistle at all, now that I'm sober, I can't dance, either. But, for some reason, I have this uncanny knack of putting favorite subjects into rhyming lyrics.

This is what I sent to the RT coordinators...

I work in Cape May
The Land of the Sun

The beach and the boardwalk,
it sure looks like fun

The tourists head for the sand
with their sunscreen and snacks

While I'm stuck in my home,
Alone with Drill Max

The hotel I work at has a great place to eat

5 star dining, their food can't be beat

When I have breakfast there in the morning,
I know what's for lunch...

A big steaming bowl
of Kick, Punch, and Crunch....

Sure, all the tourists have fun in the sun,
and party all night

But they'll never be like me,
a happy male Cathe-ite....
:7


The end!

 

[Liann]

Jerry - Now all you have to do is put on a baseball cap backwards, your favorite baggy pants, some bling jewelry, and rap that for us at the RT!!!

 

[Tigger]

Great talent Jerry!! I told Kathy I have none at all so you're definitely one up on me with the poetry. 2 up on me if you decide to be a rapper!

 

[eaglobo]

Tigger and Liann...

Ever see the ad for healthy veggie chips, the one where the pigs actually fly?? You've got a better chance of that happening for real before I turn into a rapper. The only thing "jiggy" about me are my abs, although they are improving!!

 

[auntiebev]

Geez Jerry, you can't tease us with this talent and not share it on the Road trip!!!!

 

[DebbieH]

That is THE greatest! Now, you have to come up with an ALL-NEW one for the RT since we've enjoyed this one already! LOVE IT!!!!


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Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie") http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-066.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance, I Hope You DANCE!

 

[eaglobo]

It's already in the construction phase, Debbie, and is going to be all RT related, if I get the chance to read it at the RT, great, if time doesn't permit, I'll post it here after the RT!!

Sneaky peeky...all 3 coordinators will get mentioned..}(

 

[TarHeelMom]

See, Jer, I knew they'd love it. ;-)

Geez, I'm curious and flattered re: the work-in-progress -- I've never been featured in poetry before... :7

http://bestsmileys.com/exercising/6.gif Kathy S. http://planetsmilies.net/sport-smiley-5536.gif

 

[eaglobo]

I think I may get sloshed on cheap wine tonight..like all other great artists of our time, helps me to compose better...:7

ONLY KIDDING ONLY KIDDING..nothing stronger than green tea for me these days!

 

[DebbieH]

Now, I am really excited to hear what you have to say. It BETTER be NICE! Ha! We'll squeeze it in somewhere!


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Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie") http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-066.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance, I Hope You DANCE!

 

[elliemom2]

Hey Jerry,

I have a place in Wildwood Crest. I'm actually here now. Maybe sometime we can do a workout together??
ellie

 

[eaglobo]

Ellie,

I used to live in the Crest years ago, and love the Bayview Inn's chicken wings!! The Crest is my favorite of the Wildwood towns, by far.

 

[lederr]

jerry,

that certainly is a talent! that was sooooo cute!

wish you were coming on the august road trip. any chance you'll join us for the friday step class??? ;-)

 

[eaglobo]

Lorie,

I won't be there at all in August, sorry, thanks for the compliment!