"Mammalian Protuberances" --- Too Funny

L Sass

Cathlete
Ok - maybe TMI, so if you're easily offended please don't read this.

I went in for my annual mammogram today (you get one every year RIGHT???? -- If not DO IT!!) And the technician takes the first 2 x-rays and says "OMG you're the one!" Huh? She proceeds to tell me that they have an annual supervisory review - to be sure they're doing their job correctly, etc. and they have to pull examples of mammograms for submission to the review board. It was in December and she told her boss, "there's one lady who has the prefect breasts for a mammogram, no dense tissue, right size, and her upper body is such that you're not pushing "folds" out of the way -- but I don't know her name. I'm pretty sure she comes in in the winter months." And it's YOU she says. She then proceeds to ask if she can make a note of my name and maybe they can use "my girls" for review submission.

OMG - I have never laughed so hard in my life. 1. -- for as much as we all work to try to get the right physique or reshape our bodies, and 2 to be told by another person not DH, let alone a woman that I have the perfect breasts was HYSTERICAL. I guess it just goes to show that our body parts can all be appreciated by someone for something -- even if we are working to change them. Hope I didn't offend anyone.

Lorrie

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That's hilarious Lorrie!!! You should hang a "best in show" ribbon on your mamm photo and frame it! ;)
 
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LOL, that's great! Nice to be appreciated, huh?

(Turning the big 4-0 next week...the first mammo is coming soon...ugh.)
 
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Hey thats great! I like the idea of hanging a blue ribbon on them!:7

"Best in Boobs".:+
 
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Next time you post about your picture perfect hooo-ters, will you please put a warning in the subject line?! I just almost spit tea out on my keyboard... not to mention that I had to pee and was just checking the boards before hitting the bathroom...

But aside from the liquid I have not authorized to leave my body yet... CONGRATS ON YOUR BOOBS! I mean, CONGRATS ON YOUR *PERFECT* BOOBS!!!

What did DH say??? :p
 
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Two blue ribbons! Your mother must be very proud...(and I agree, probably a good thing it wasn't the gyno office staff!)

Jonahnah
Chocolate IS the answer, regardless of the question.
 
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OMG, ladies, this is outstandingly funny.

I just scheduled my own mammo for the end of the month and was sort of dreading it but now I can think of something funny as my girls are getting smooshed.

Thanks for giving us something to aspire to ;).

I can just imagine my SO if I ever told him something like that. I already mortify him with my outrageousness, that would just be the final straw!

*chortles out of thread*
 
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It's funny how different we can be from our own SO's. And yet, it works. He keeps me a little on the mellow side, and I definitely help him access his inner Wild Thang.

Thankfully my friends don't give him a hard time. They know the truth about me }( ;-) .
 

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