Looks like the beanie weenie recipe got out...

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Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
By Associated Press
5 hours ago

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
 
I saw that on the news this morning!!! As if it wasn't embarassing enough, now the whole country knows... I sure hope she has a good sense of humor. I could just see this happening to DH, though; he would have fessed up to it as soon as someone mentioned something smelling with a huge smile of pride on his face. :7

Missy
 
Oh my goodness, how embarassing. So not only did she have to inconvenience people and feel embarassed that way, but now it is all over the news. I guess next time I fart on the plane, I'll kindly smile at the people around me and say hey, would you rather smell it for a few minutes or get grounded, be inconvenienced, and get to your destionation late? Ha ha. Okay I really wouldn't do this but my husband probably would!!!
 

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