Just for fun -- The Worst Songs Ever

Ohh, I forgot....Every Breath You Take. This is the ultimate stalker theme song. How can anyone be flattered if a guy dedicates this to you? I'm thinking a restraining order is needed.
 
I can only think of the songs that I love right now!!!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

I can only think of those teeny bopper songs because I don't want my daughter to like them, like anything from Avril Lavign and Oops I did it Again type stuff. As far as what I find annoying.....

"Intuition" from Jewell. That song got on my nerves!
"Honestly, I love you" and "Physical" from Olivia Newton John. yucky!!!

Missy
 
Sparrow: I love all those songs! LOL.

I too can't stand Leader of the Pack.

All time worst song can't even stand that it exists song: Madonna's version of American Pie, now that is just pure scarilege.
 
Y'all have to see this!

Well, we are discerning women, that's for sure -- I found a hysterical website about the worst songs of all time that you all have got to look at. A lot of our songs are on the list, girls!

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST.html

On this page even the sub-pages are a hoot. Worst Songs page 9 will make you laugh til you hurt if you know the songs -- and those of us past a "certain age" sure do!!!!!!! Here's the EZ link:

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST9.html

And Dave Barry's "worst songs" column's pretty funny too:

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST-Dave-Barry.html

Enjoy!!! :)


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sport/sport-smiley-003.gif Kathy S. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sport/sport-smiley-001.gif
 
RE: Y'all have to see this!

This is a very amusing thread, folks!

I really hate Muskrat Love and Once, Twice Three Tiiiiiiimes a Lady.
 
RE: Y'all have to see this!

OK, here's mine:

Celebrate by the Kool and the Gang (I think).

"Celebrate good times, come on...it's a celebration"

Well it was a celebration until they play that song!
GAG

~ Kim

"Welcome the challenge...Embrace it...Don't fear it." -Cathe Friedrich
 
RE: Y'all have to see this!

Can I nominate another...that song by Lionel Ritchie...what the heck is it...the one that starts slowly and then gets fast half way through. This song caused more problems at school dances when I was a teeny bopper...you'd start slow dancing and get all cozy in a 14 year old sort of way, and then the tune got fast! Everyone had to break into awkward fast moves on the fly...

Sparrow


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RE: Y'all have to see this!

I am rolling about now... My Ding-a-ling! Remember that song? It was certainly a trip down memory lane!

Oh and The Streak! Now I'm really showing my age!
 
"Muskrat Love" by The Captain and Tennille

"Afternoon Delight" by a group that should be shot just on general principle

I'm sure there's more, but I don't want to lose my appetite.

A-Jock
 
One more for me too. I don't know the name of it but some song by Mariah Carey always sounds like she is a dolphin to me. Yuckers!
 
Monie Monie(repeat ad nauseum)-Billy Idol
m-m-m-my Sharona (not sure who "created" this little gem)
I wanna rock and roll all night.....(repeat 80 gazallion times)-KISS
Anything by Jethro Tull
Did you ever know that you're my...(worst song ever??)-Bette "wind beneath my wings"
Cherry Pie (need I say more??)-Warrant
I'm Bad..(oh he's bad all right!)-Michael Jackson
Uptown Girl- Billy "DUI" Joel
Right here waiting for you...(to cut off my super 80's mullet)-Richard Marx
I Just Called to Say...(I hate this song?)-Stevie Wonder
Dude looks like a Lady(wow even the title sucks)-Aerosmith
Well, I could go on and on but I suppose I'll suppress my urge to write a dissertation.
carolyn
 
I had to chime in again.:)

Christine_ the 'I'm too sexy" thing.Well I sing it when I feel really ugly about myself.LOL. I sing "I'm too sexy for myself , I'm too sexy!". But it's the way I sing it..it makes my kids laugh at how I sound.:)

Michelle- that supercali....... song, I have taught it to my daughter. When I was little I thought it was sooooo cool and have always remembered it. She loves it.

bunbun- pina colada? I like that song. Is it the one about sticking your toes in the sand?:)

Let's not forget Michael Jackson. We won't even go into his stupid hip gyrating thing.EEEEWWWW!!!! He probably does that in front of a mirror.

What about "I want a hippopotamus (sp) for christmas?" That one is irritating!

Or the name game: we'll do the name ANNA:
anna,anna,popanna
finanna,fanna,fofanna
fee,fy,mo,manna
anna
 
LOL....I am watching MEDIUM right now and Allison has 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor playing in her head non-stop...loudly...it's rapidly becoming my least favorite song!

(plus DH insists on dancing around the room to it, re-living his disco days...)

Sparrow

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There are too many songs I despise to remember, but here are ones I just CAN'T get away from.

- Abracadabra. It's even makes up the Step, Jump & Pump warm-up. I truly didn't do that workout for nearly a year after I first tried, because the music killed it for me! That one definitely being the worse.

- LowRider. Lo-o-o-o-o-w Ri - Da ... I want to cry every time I hear it :(

- The newest "song" by R. Kelly. The one about him being found in the closet, in the closet, in the closet, in the closet. I just wonder how any of that even fits the description of music!!??

A lot of the new country soungs out there drive me bananas! I liked country music about 6 to 9 years ago. A lot of good stuff came out. But now, everybody is trying to "get back to their roots" and the stuff that is being created is unbelievably stupid, IMO. It just ain't natural. Or root-like.

Sara
 
RE: Y'all have to see this!

OH my gosh! Yes My Ding-a-ling! I was trying to think of that and you nailed it for me!

Jo
 
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