Now, I usually don't think 51 is old (though when I was turning 50, I did feel down about it because I suddenly noticed all these messages about "if you're 50 or older" you have to be careful about somethings. And I got an AARP membership offer---which I took up, for the discounts!--in the mail).
I just got my mail today, and included in it were the following two "makes you feel old"' pieces:
1)an announcement "funeral advantage program assists seniors" (I'm a senior?), inviting me to sign up for a plan that would pay my family up to $20,000 tax free in the event of my death.
2)publicity for a long-term care insurance, to pay for nursiing home or at-home health-care costs (actually, this second one might not be a bad idea)
Where's my Geritol?