I'm a walking accident victim!

kathryn

kathryn

Cathlete
A little birdy had an 'accident' on my hand while I was stopped for a drink of coconut water! :p

Splat, right on my thumb, just inches away from the water bottle 'nipple' I was about to take a drink from. I used some of my precious coconut water to wash it off. Luckily, it WAS a small bird, with a small 'accident.'
 
Don't feel bad, Kathryn. You're not alone. I was out walking one day during lunch, and all of a sudden, SPLAT. A rather large "accident" landed on my leg. A bird was sitting on the power line, and I walked under him at just the wrong time. I had to go back to the restroom and do some serious scrubbing with paper towels.
 
I remember walking down the street in Italy once and a pigeon (who must have been ill) got me, my mom and my friend in one shot. That was delightful.
 
Yuck Kathryn!! Glad it was easily washed off. :) Reminds me of a trip to the beach w/ my friend - she got splattered on her leg and she thought it was us goofing around pouring sunscreen on her and proceeded to rub it in. :D
 
> Reminds me
>of a trip to the beach w/ my friend - she got splattered on
>her leg and she thought it was us goofing around pouring
>sunscreen on her and proceeded to rub it in. :D

EEEEWW!
At least at the beach, there's a good supply of water to wash it off!
 
You know, it's supposed to be good luck when a bird poos on you. :p

Of course, it's also supposed to be good luck when it rains on your wedding day.

I'm pretty sure this stuff is made up just to make the victim feel better. }(
 
>You know, it's supposed to be good luck when a bird poos on
>you. :p
>

I've never heard of that one, but I concur with your analysis, LOL! In France, it's considered good luck if you step in dog poo (but only on the right or left, and I forget which). Helps make dog poop on the sidewalk a bit more tolerable, perhaps.
 
I was walking out of the garage one day, and a bird pooped in my hair. EW, is all I have to say to that.

Jennie

~Straighten out, fly right~

Cathe Friedrich
 
Like Shelley, I got pooed on by a seemingly sick bird too! I was in NYC that day, and it turned out to be a perfect excuse to do some emergency shopping!

Amy
 
I've never had that happen to me (thank goodness!) but I was once on the phone with a client that I could never really click with...our conversations were always very stuffy and to the point and I was disappointed that I couldn't connect with him as I do most of my other clients. Anyway, he's being very direct with me "we want this and that" and all of a sudden he pauses and says "HOLY CRAP, a seagull just sh*t on this guy's head! I work with him and he deserves it!" and bust out laughing. Apparently he had been looking out of the window while we were on the phone and saw it happen. Every since then our relationship has been so cool!
 
That happened to me in Jr. High. I was at an amusement park with the student counsel and a sea gull pooped on me. Talk about teen-angst! I had to walk around all day, so embarassing!

Sally
 
I remember having a bird poop in my hair playing hop stotch as a 2nd grader...I remember kids laughing at me, very traumatic! :( :(
 
Not a "poopy" story, but when I lived in Seattle, I remember merrily walking down the sidewalk, swinging my arms, running my hands through the pretty plants they have around the trees, when suddenly I felt this total slimy stuff slipping around in my hand and fingers. It was someone's retched snot! You know the folks that hack up stuff and spit?
:eek:

I about died, I was with my BF at that time, a new one, I didn't want to start screaming or acting foolish so I walked on, and I do not remember when I got the chance to wash my poor hand off. Sick.x(
 
I have heard that it happens to everyone at least once in their lifetime...hasn't happened to me yet... watch, it will tomorrow! Have a better day tomorrow, Kathryn.

:)

Clarissa
 
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