How to make a woman HAPPY!

[dani21496]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


Without forgetting to:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


And at the same time, you must also:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important:

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries, or arrangements she makes.


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

[Fit_mommy]

LMAO Dani! That was a GOOD one! :7

 

[Miss Lee]

It's so funny because it's so true! Just ask my DH

Michele

 

[allwildgirl]

It's actually even better if you show up naked and put the food on yourself.}(

 

[cathykazbar]

Dani,

Heehee! This is a good one! I am passing this one on (as well as
your last D.L. one !).

Cath

 

[clareMc]

Why would you want your man to be your gynecologist? Don't get this one.

Clare

 

[libra01971]

That's funny, Dani!

 

[dani21496]

>Why would you want your man to be your gynecologist? Don't
>get this one.
>
>Clare

Relieve PMS cramps? :7 There are ways for him to do that, if you know what I mean.

 

[allwildgirl]

>Why would you want your man to be your gynecologist? Don't
>get this one.
>
>Clare

So you wouldn't have to have some stranger poking around up there?

 

[DebbieH]

Ha Dani! Sooo true!
Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie")http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!

 

[sparrow]

>HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
>
>54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries, or arrangements
>she makes.

My husband is allowed to forget our anniversary ONCE because last year I went to one of those "make your own" pottery places and made him a "Happy 1st Anniversary" plate and I put the WRONG WEDDING DATE on it. I was off by a couple of days. So he says he gets one free pass!

Sparrow



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[pink_fortitude]

LOL!!! I love it!

Missy

 

[finsgirl]

HA! Hilarious, Dani!



Angie

 

[sblordita]

Too funny

Sara
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=sblordita&x=0&y=0

 

[jdbmga]

Very cute! I passed it on, even to DH

 

[dani21496]

That is just too funny Sparrow!!!!!

 

[aproudfit]

Here is another tried and tested one too....


FIVE Secrets to a Great Relationship:

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans, and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is VERY important that these four men never meet.