Hate : August 2-3

August

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Morning!

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I feel so proud to be part of a 5-Star Hate Thread. LOL! If you Haters are the ones voting....don't tell me. Let me linger in the moment a bit longer.


Speaking of lingering in the moment, I decided it was time to weigh myself this morning, and see what my Fatometer had to say.

I checked my memos and found that it's been since last October that I weighed myself. (LMAO, I mistyped "it's been since last October that I weighted myself" which is actually also sort of true.)

I don't know if you guys remember my whining about this, (and I realize this is nothing to be complaining about) but no matter what I do, I seem to always hover around a certain weight give or take three or so pounds, whether I eat really clean or cruddy, or whether I exercise or not. It's been like this since high school. It's great...and yet it's also really uninspiring.

However, now that I have a scale that shows me, supposedly, my fat %, I can see that I have masterfully maintained my general weight by replacing all the muscle I lost with....other stuff. And I'm here to attest that stuff takes up way more space.

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And I've lost quite a bit of muscle since the days I was lifting heavy, regularly.


By golly, I'm going to change it back!!


SOooooOOooo, I spent a number of hours online looking up various kettlebell stuff.
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I found a place that sells those DVDs that Michele most recently got, and also another DVD that I've been ogling. I'm also interested to get one that has different body parts so you can do a short one every day.

Let me stop for a moment to tell you all that I don't appreciate that nobody is helping to STOP me from investing in a bunch of new DVDs. There is still time. HELP. (And you be quiet, Dana.)


So I've just finished my Kettlebell Way and the wave of puke has subsided, so it's now time for a shower and then my shake.

Waves of puke during exercise are supposed to be good, right? I think that's what I read when reading about HIIT -- that you're supposed to be feeling like you're on the verge of a hurl.

It's great to associate that with working out, I'm sure.
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ROBIN - LOL! I just now noticed what is in the background of your cute avatar!


JENNIFER - All the planting done?

Squirrel stories? Why, I'm never short on squirrel stories! Let's see.

Chami figured out a great way to not have to do a slippery jig when doing #2 perched on the litter box -- that is to stand on my telephone! LOL. I have a wireless phone, and the main phone part that has the fax is down on the floor right next to the litter box.

Hmm. Now that I write that, I'm thinking that would suck if a fax came when she was in the litter box......thankfully I NEVER get faxes.

Knock on wood for me, please.

So what's this about Scott being MIA? You mean you had made a date and he went MIA, or you hadn't yet made a date yet? Do I need to feel angry at Scott yet?


SHANNON - Look at your cute new avatar! I've always imagined that Michele's hair is like yours -- no wonder you guys are cuzins!

Thanks for the good vibes on my new rotation. And yes, THIS cardio seems to be pretty good! I don't even notice it's a cardio and I am completely winded during most exercises! And I'm barefoot!

Good wishes back to you on work. How's the elbow?


MICHELE - Yay on your KB Way! I know what you mean by improving. I think I sort of gained some confidence and was able to use the KB for the windmills which I didn't last time. I go slow, too, on some of them, and I have to take breaks sometimes because I'm so winded. I LOVE the minute breaks. THIS is what really makes this workout perfect LOL.

>What is happening to us!!?

I don't know. I'm a little frightened, though.

Here is the rotation I plan to do:

MON Step
TUE REST
WED Kettlebell Way
THU Pilates
FRI Interval cardio
SAT Kettlebell Way
SUN Yoga

Please tell me if you think something else would be better!!

By the way, if your DH is going to be joining in on the fun, you might check with his doctors to see what is the best exercises for him to start with. That's fantastic about the Precision Nutrition! Tell us how it goes, please and give us some good inspiration!


DANA - Did you have fun with the boys at the amusement park for your birthday? You better have had cake somewhere. It certainly doesn't need to be one baked by someone you know! Last year I didn't get cake on my birthday and I was actually kind of bummed about it, even though I didn't think I would be. Then, for the next three weeks or so, wherever I went, someone was surprising my work partner (his bday is a couple days after mine) and me with birthday cakes to the point of where I didn't want to eat any more of it LOL.

How really sweet of your boss. She sure does sound like a nice person.




You guys, I just made my smoothie and needed to unstick the frozen blueberries from the plastic container. I took the container out of the freezer, gave it one shake, and rammed it straight into the kitchen faucet, breaking a huge hole into it. (I guess I just don't know my own strength after lifting a KB, LOL.)

Then I had to go through all the blueberries because, sheesh, broken plastic pieces look an awful lot like pieces of ice. I hope I didn't eat any plastic.

Do I have any emoticons left? I don't think I do.

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Okay, I'm off to work now!

Have a great weekend!

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Hello Haters.

As of yesterday, Scott gave me the "ice" or silent treatment, which I see is control through manipulation after about one week of communication. IMO, he got angry cause I wasn't online Thurs AM before work (when he was) or Thurs night after he got home from drinking and golfing (one hour away from his home) which would've put him there about 11pm. Not there at his beckoning call. I had a really long day at work yesterday and Thursday, plus had to go get plants from a friend after work and plant them. It'll be interesting IF he does go to church on Sunday. He lives over an hour from the church he used to attend, the one I currently go to for the past three years.

Sorry for my rambling. Another bites the dust. He totally pursued me and we had a lot in common.

August-thanks for your squirrel stories. I would move the fax machine though.
Madrid is here to get some love.

It's going to be a long journey when I start doing my indoor workouts again, major DOMs will be a part of my future.


BBL
 
Hello Haters.
Update on Scott, he IMd me this morning although he had to request again to be my friend. Apparently, the silent treatment doesn't always work. We might meet Sunday at church, but that could change once again. The saga continues....
August, send Mooch, Chami, Yoyo, and Lulu to straigten him out.
Time to weed wack the yard so I don't have to mow/water it and plant then off to Lake MI but not in his area.

BBL today
 
Lulu checked her schedule for straightening and says she's probably free.
 

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I LOVE Lulu's picture -- how cute!!!
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No, I don't see your name anywhere. -- LMAO!

YEAH for lifting the smilie ban!!!
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Holy SHEEP!!! My sit muscles are sore!
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Hey Aug -- which KB DVD's were you looking at? :D

I gotta run for now but I'll BBL. :D
 
August, please put the squirrels on the next plane. Glad to hear that Lulu has some time to handle this issue. We MIGHT meet on Sunday, not holding my breathe here.
This guy is emailing me from Saint Cloud MN, like there's a chance on this one.

The plants are in the ground and being held down by rocks.

Sorry to be self absorbed, thanks to Scott, there is drama....
 
Hi guys!
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So I look through my DVDs for the yoga I had planned to do...and realize I don't have it!

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I think I may have lent many yoga DVDs to my SIL a long time ago and never got them back.

No fear!

Pilates/Yoga/Ballet to the rescue with Breakthrough Pilates! Something about those two instructors makes me want to watch SNL.



Anyway, it was good to do that kind of exercise today, as my sit muscles are also a little sore from yesterday's KBs.

Here is an image of me and Michele, and our Prize-Winning Sore Booties :
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JENNIFER - So any news about Scott?


MICHELE - The one I'm ogling is the green one by Lauren Brooks from the link below. And the ones you got were the ones directly under that, right?

Did you get them yet? Should I be getting them? Have you been looking at other KB workouts? Which ones? TELL ME.
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http://www.kettlebellinc.com/products/index.php?cat_id=8

As soon as my moolah gets into Paypal, I think I might get a bout of Itchy-Button-Clicking Finger.


Well, it's Sunday and I must be a-workin, but that's all right.
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I'm going to make hummus and falafel for dinner tonight.
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(Oh please no, they're mixes, sheesh, you know me better than that.)


Have a nice Sunday!
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Mooch's new sleep spot is my work chair.

However, my work chair is only big enough for one.
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So I've been standing. LOL.
 
August-you're such a good Mommy. I give my boys room like that too. Seville just knocked off my alarm clock from my night stand next to my bed cause he wanted more room. Adrian did that stuff and he thought his little nose would get tapped but Seville, no big deal for me.
No new news from Scott.
 
G'mornin'!

My DH did a CC workout last night!!!!!
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He called out to me after the first challenge to let me know he burned 245 calories at that point -- LMAO!!!

AUGIE -- Yes! That's the DVD set I ordered but I haven't gotten it yet. I'll let you know what I think of it as soon as I get it. I LOVE Anthony though, so it's hard for me to imagine that I wouldn't like it.

I've been looking at the one with the girl, too -- LOL!! I think I found a workout that I truly love! It's just so freaking fun!!

I LOVE the butt icons -- LMAO!!

JENIFER -- I hope you hear something from Scott.

I have to run for now. I'll BBL if I can. :)
 
My my haters, ya'll are chatty for a weekend. :D

August - OMG can you imagine if you'd get a fax, poor Chami would probably have heart failure. I LOVE your little rotation, looks great!!!! Perhaps if I EVER have any time, I'll do a similar one.

Michele - I'm so proud of your DH for doing a CC workout. Which one did he do? Yesterday I got 2 workouts in the mail - KB and CC Volume 2.

Jennifer - oh men suck don't they?!?!?!?! :mad: I don't even know if you should give Scott the opportunity to go on a date with you. If he is going to behave like that and you guys haven't even gone on a date, that kinda sends me a red flag. I bet that your yard looks great - you spend a lot of time working on it.

So I did have cake on Friday. There were only 4 of us at work on Friday and nobody knew it was my b-day, but when my boss sent me the flowers and I was asked why, I had to tell them. LOL So when my co-worker came back from lunch she brought one of those vanilla-coconut Pepperidge Farm cakes. They are sooooo good!!! The amusement park sucked!!!!! I met my friend there and she brought her 2 kids. Her son is 2 years older then Gabe so they were able to go on the rides together. They were having a great time, BUT the bad little Gannon first sat in the dirt so the back of his pants were filthy. Then he peed his pants so the dirt on the back of him turned to mud. Then about 10 minutes later, he pooped in them. So we had to go home. I should've had spare clothes in the car but he never does stuff like that. We were there only 2 hours and we still had 2 hours left. Yesterday was the picnic at the races and they expected 200 people to be there but about only 100 were actually there so there is a lot of food left. I ended up having a good time and I really thought I"d be bored.

I'm procrastinating. I do NOT want to clean but I really need to.

So before I sign off, let me tell you a little bug story. August, **due to potential violence, you may not want to read this**. So Friday, I'm driving to work, it is me & my boys. I"ve got a 12 mile commute to work. We were about 3 miles from my house when I notice that there is this HUGE bug in my car. I HATE bugs. It was on the passenger side, up by the windshield, in the corner. It was alive but not moving. It kinda looked like a mosquito, but it was orange. It was the size of a silver dollar. It had beady eys, an orange body, tiny legs like a grasshopper and white wings. Whatever it was it is creepy. I think it was a hybrid of something. Anyway, Gabe is like, "get it out, get it out". I put down the window, nope, it didn't budge. The drive took work felt like it was taking forever. I kept my eye on the bug, it wasn't going anywhere. I had goosebumps on my arm. We were about a mile from the boys' daycare and I said to Gabe, AUGUST, this is the graphic part "as soon as we get to daycare, I"m getting the ice-scraper out of the trunk and I'm killing that thing." Just about at that time, the bug starts rubbing its legs together. I"m getting creeped out. Then I say to the bug, "you just stay put because in 5 minutes, your life is over", it starts moving more. I warn it again. Just about that time, I make a turn (which is where office buildings are and people are going to work, and the bamn dug starts flying around my car (and it makes a buzzing sound) I am screaming at the top of my lungs, Gannon is literally crying, and Gabe is also screaming GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!!! Yes, we are making quite a scene and people are staring at us. :eek: Then the bamn dug, lands on the air freshener, whichi is right next to me, I swat the air freshener and the bug FINALLY flies out of the window. I thought that I was going to wreck the car. I was never so happy when it flew out of the window. I said to Gabe, "OMG did you see the bug move when I told it that I was going to kill it and he's like, yeah mom, that bug must've had ears". Seriously though, it was creepy. I had the radio on and the music didn't make the bug move, and we were talking and it didn't move, but the moment I threatened it, instantaneous, it was flying like a mad bug. OK, enough of this story. Thank God you already know that I'm nuts. I would've have told ya this if you didn't know that otherwise. Because then you'd really think I was crazy!!! Also August, no bugs were harmed in the telling of this story :p.

{{sigh}} I suppose that I should start my cleaning. I really don't want to!!!!

You ALL have a great weekend. I may stop back in between cleaning to see if any of you are around.

Toodles!

P.S. It is not me giving the thread 5 stars, heck I have no idea how to do that.
 
Hello Hatess.

No word from Scott, he didn't show up at church but I truly wasn't expecting him to. I sense my communication with him willl end real soon.
 

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