dani21496
Cathlete
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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door, and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, 'til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky with a mouthful
of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump, may your yams be
delicious, may your pies take the prize, may your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs!
HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door, and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, 'til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky with a mouthful
of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump, may your yams be
delicious, may your pies take the prize, may your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs!
HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!