Got a friend who knows everything?

[Janis]

You should've seen her in front of the school board ! OMG! I kid you not it was a ten minute monologue on how much more gifted her child is, and that there is absolutely no program that they could come up with that would prepare her for ____Academy! Then she went off on how SHE is in law school and knows all about rigor. LOL!

Our principal had steam coming out of her ears!

(I told the principal I knew where the lady lived and we could go t.p. her house! LOL)

 

[jharris]

Yes it is my SIL. Life is all about her, her, her. Two incidents stick in my mind.

1.DH and I got married in Vegas, when we came home his family gave us small dinner party to celebrate and asked to see the wedding tape. We put it in and she spoke through my entire 10 minute about her wedding. I was never so annoyed. How rude!!

2. When my stepdaughter was potty training she was at thier house and had an accident in her pants. When we returned to pick her up she had to remind us how she had to change her poopy pants and clean her up, she must have let us know this at least 100 times. Sheesh the kid is was 2. So you changed her pants and cleaned her up. It was like she needed an award.

Any topic you bring up she has more knowledge, done it better or will do it better.

When I see her which is not often I just let her talk about herself and nod a lot. Think happy thoughts of when it will be over.

 

[nancy324]

You obviously know my brother! The worst part is that he absolutely cannot be wrong about anything. Doesn't matter how small or insignificant it is, he will fight to the death to prove to you that he's right and you're wrong. He is incapable of laughing at himself. I just cannot deal with people who take themselves too seriously. Some people just need to get over themselves.