Armywife
Cathlete
I am originally from Ohio so I can relate to this. What about you other Ohioans! I got this from my uncle.
Forget Rednecks,, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Ohioans..........
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
> through
> May.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
> assistance and they don't
> work there,....
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
> someone who dialed a wrong number,.......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more
> than once,.......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the
> same day and back
> again,........you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
> during a raging blizzard without flinching,..........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and
> garage, but leave both unlocked,.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> ; If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows
> how to use them,........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> over a snowsuit,...........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --
> you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the
> potholes are filled with snow,........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
; > If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
> still winter and road construction,.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
> car,.......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
> them to all your Ohio friends & others,...
> you definitely live in Ohio
Forget Rednecks,, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Ohioans..........
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
> through
> May.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
> assistance and they don't
> work there,....
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
> someone who dialed a wrong number,.......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more
> than once,.......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the
> same day and back
> again,........you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
> during a raging blizzard without flinching,..........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and
> garage, but leave both unlocked,.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> ; If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows
> how to use them,........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> over a snowsuit,...........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --
> you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the
> potholes are filled with snow,........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
; > If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
> still winter and road construction,.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
> car,.......
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",.........
> you may live in Ohio.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
> them to all your Ohio friends & others,...
> you definitely live in Ohio
