Bobbi
Cathlete
DIETING ACCORDING TO THE GOSPEL ***
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach
and
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's
brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.
And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super
size them." And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure
that Man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought
forth
chocolate, nuts, and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the
yogurt. And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth
creamy
dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for
dessert. And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak
from Cracker Barrel. so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
extra
pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control, so Man
would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And
Man
gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Satan."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and
sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he
created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and
ate
the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It
is
good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed, and created quadruple bypass surgery, angioplasties,
and
stints.... And Satan created HMO's.
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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach
and
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's
brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.
And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super
size them." And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure
that Man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought
forth
chocolate, nuts, and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the
yogurt. And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth
creamy
dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for
dessert. And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak
from Cracker Barrel. so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
extra
pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control, so Man
would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And
Man
gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Satan."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and
sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he
created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and
ate
the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It
is
good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed, and created quadruple bypass surgery, angioplasties,
and
stints.... And Satan created HMO's.
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