one day a pirate walked into a bar. he had a paper towel on his head.
the bartender asked the pirate why he had a paper towel on his head.
the pirate responded: "argh! there's a bounty on me head!"
my dds tell this joke at dinner every. single. night.
okay, my 4 year old son has a huge stuffed animal of a dog, and he calls it his wife. He takes her EVERYWHERE,won't sleep unless she's with him, covers her when she gets "cold", feeds her when she's "hungry" and when I asked him what her name is, he says it's "mommy"! He says they got married last year, and they have one baby (another stuffed animal), which he takes care of like it's his own baby. I can totally use this as blackmail for later in life, and it's one of the funniest things I can think of at the moment!!
My friends daughter was watching Monk with her parents and myself. I don't know exactly what she saw on the tv (I was reading something) but one of the female characters was screaming or something and my friend's 4 YEAR OLD daughter says:
"She's acting crazy. Crazy like a woman!"
Of course her father nodded vigorously to this comment and then started laughing.
Here's a cute one from my almost 3 year old nephew, yesterday. He loves to spell but has trouble with the "th" sound. His dad asked him to spell "thunder." His response?