Could someone please share something funny?

Wienercartoon.jpg


happyeaster.jpg


Frosty.jpg
 
Last edited:
one day a pirate walked into a bar. he had a paper towel on his head.
the bartender asked the pirate why he had a paper towel on his head.
the pirate responded: "argh! there's a bounty on me head!"
:D:D:D:D:D

my dds tell this joke at dinner every. single. night.
:D:D:D:D
 
okay, my 4 year old son has a huge stuffed animal of a dog, and he calls it his wife. He takes her EVERYWHERE,won't sleep unless she's with him, covers her when she gets "cold", feeds her when she's "hungry" and when I asked him what her name is, he says it's "mommy"! He says they got married last year, and they have one baby (another stuffed animal), which he takes care of like it's his own baby. I can totally use this as blackmail for later in life, and it's one of the funniest things I can think of at the moment!!:p

dani
 
I'm depressed after reading a few of the last threads and I want to laugh.:(

K...my furry babies ate herring and sweet potato dog yummies about three hours ago and now they are a little gassy...

thppptttt! Good Lord...can you smell that?! :eek: My nose hairs are on fire!


Toilet humor always makes me laugh...I think it gives Beavs a chuckle too.
 
Oh my goodness! Those were all too cute and too funny! I enjoyed these as well and will NEVER pass up a chance for a good laugh! Thanks ladies!!!:D
 
My friends daughter was watching Monk with her parents and myself. I don't know exactly what she saw on the tv (I was reading something) but one of the female characters was screaming or something and my friend's 4 YEAR OLD daughter says:

"She's acting crazy. Crazy like a woman!" :eek:

Of course her father nodded vigorously to this comment and then started laughing.
 
Here's a cute one from my almost 3 year old nephew, yesterday. He loves to spell but has trouble with the "th" sound. His dad asked him to spell "thunder." His response?

"Funder. F-U-N-..."

Made us LOL. :)
 

Our Newsletter

Get awesome content delivered straight to your inbox.

Top