Bumpernutz

[morningstar]

Well, try walking to the busstop with a 1st and 3rd grader while your neighbor's truck sits there right next to the stop and the kids are asking what they are. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

I'm assuming your kids are female...

 

[Beavs]

I'm assuming your kids are female...

*snort!* It makes me think of the Golden Girls episode where Rose talks about the first time with her husband and how it wasn't what she expected after seeing the bulls on the farm.

 

[Ly10up]

I'm assuming your kids are female...

No her kids are boys, but have probably never seen 3 foot testicles lanced and hanging off the bumper of some poor schlump who thinks it's OK to display genitalia.

Laura, hand me a vagina...I'm putting one on my Suburu. I bet you even the little girls wouldn't be able to place that one. Just like Gayles boys.

It's offensive. Period.

 

[fit44]

As my husband says, "Classy with a K!"
It would be a very funny gag gift, but who in their right mind would display it?!

 

[cataddict]

Cynthia,

I'm going to steal your DH's line--I love it!

I put the Bumpernutz or bumperballs or whatever name they are going by (there apparently are several manufacturers of this useful product ) in the same clever category as the following:

1. Chrome statue like doodad of the naked female invariably on a beat up truck driven by a guy fresh out of "Deliverance"

2. Bumper sticker that states this gem: If it has T**s or Tires it's gonna be Trouble."

Classy with a K!!