<--Are you human or a dud...

<---Thinks Liann's crayon quote is AWESOME! :)
<---Also thinks dog farts are funny!
<---Says darling Athena does not believe in SBDs so the entire room is aware! :) Run for your lives! LOL Thinks she cracks herself up a LOT!
 
><---says that Chey is the "wind cutter" in her house and every
>time she deals it, she turns around looks at her butt and then
>up at <---

*snort*
<---thinks that's hilarious!!!! :7
 
<---is glad Melissa likes the quote
<---is still tinkering with getting it to show up right
<---has had to cut down on the wording to get it all to show
<---thinks dog farts are funny too ;)
<---adds that her & DH refer to Montana's as "Silent Destroyers" ;)
 
<--- is back from lunch
<--- had to leave because we didn't have running water this morning
<--- explains that we moved into our new building before it was finished
<--- 'nuff said
<--- is absolutely cracking up at the dog fart discussion
<--- wonders what on earth gives them such foul gas anyway...
<--- should probably have left this subject alone...
 
<--Is back for a minute before <--goes to the grocery store. Ugh.
<--Says dog farts are SO funny.
<--Can't help but laugh at them
<--Says baby farts are funny too
<--'s babies used to get HORRID gas when <--would be grocery shopping and all of the women in the store would look at <--as if it were <--
<--says THAT wasn't funny.
<--LOL to self
<--Is sorry Kel has meanie coworker
<--Wonders how anyone can be mean to Kel
<--Is totally offended by Lian's crayon quote. Says they aren't called crayons anymore; they are multi-hued writing utensils used sometimes, but not always for coloring. Tee hee
<--Had to poke fun at political correctness that is driving <--up the wall (I also hope that post gets shoved to another page)
<--Loves Liann's quote
<--Is a "dull" crayon
<--Thinks you guys are the brightest ones in the box, though!!!
<--Would be cornflower blue if <--could choose
<--Digresses... again..
<--Says hi ho hi ho, it's off to the store we go
<--(Note: <--did not call any of you hos in the aforementioned statement.)
<--bwahahahaha
 
<---thinks Steph is a pretty shiny metallic hewed cornflower blue crayon
<---thinks <--- is a slightly chewed on "magenta" crayon
<---is LOL at Steph's political correctness
 
<---reviews Emily's list and changes her crayon to "HOT Magenta" ;)
<---speaking of crayons, has a confession - cannot pronounce "crayon"
<---wonders how pathetic is that???
<---says it comes out "crown"
<---feels like a goober trying to say craaa..y..o..n
<---just pointed at them when she worked at the restaurant and asked the kids if they wanted "those"
 
<---thinks Liann is definitely HOT Magenta
<---thinks crayon is a hard word to say
<---the "ayo" sound doesn't just roll off the tongue
<---thinks it's easier to use the politically correct name - color-infused writing sticks or whatever :p
<---would like to point out that just because the crayons are made in China, does not make them Chinese-American crayons
<---clarifies that <--- does not actually know if crayons are made in China... but suspects some of them probably are (at least the "generic" brands)
 
<---is highly offended that Emily would suggest that all crayons are from the same country
<---has talked to several crayons in her drawer (another word <--- can't pronounce to save her life) and says they are Australian and were also highly offended by Emily's remarks
<---adds that she just called her "Made in China" crayons at home and that they were pretty p.o.'d at being labeled "generic"
<---would like Emily to address this

p.s.
<---wonders if anyone else is disturbed by the picture of <---talking to Aussie crayons in her desk drawer?
 
<---Thinks Liann and Emily are funny
<---Is shocked (not really) that the forum is anything but nice again today...dang!
<---Should post my resolution but thinks it might rub someone the wrong way...dang again!
<---:)
 
<---apologizes profusely to Liann's crayons!
<---says that <---'s crayons at home don't mind being called generic
<---thinks Liann's crayons are too sensitive
<---that's right - overly-sensitive Chinese generic crayons!!! :p
<---is ROTFLHAO!!! :7
 
<--Is LOL at Liann and her "talking to the crayons"
<--Says Liann is like the Lorax of the crayons
<--Wonders if anyone else got that
<--Still sticking with cornflower blue, but some days, I'm Razzamatazz
<--That list is too funny, Em
<--Who would have thought there was a mac & cheese color? Not to mention many that would make good porn star names.
<--Thanks you all for the day full o' laughs
<--says THIS is what Catheland SHOULD be like all the time!!!
<--Says the OAL rocks!!!!
 
<--Says it's getting ugly in here
<--THinks somebody (ahem: Evily) needs to attend a crayon diversity course
<--Is having hilarious flashback of Office episode
<--LOL
 
<---warns Emily that her crayons have "lot" relatives in her area and that she should be wary around crayons for a few weeks
<---is askeerd she might get doodled on!
 
<--pops in to wave hi
<--tells Melissa <- hasn't peaked much at the fart book but should break it open for laughs
<--yells ta-ta and skates out of thread
 
<---waves hi back at Beavs!
<---was wondering where she was ;)
<---neglected to wave hi to Beth earlier
<---was excited to see her posting and then totally forgot to wave hi
<---has missed her!!!
 
<--tells Lian <-- was at horsepistol with mom while she went through some tests
,--is delighted to report she passed with flying colors, earning herself a nice Starbucks coffee for her A effort (<--'s mom says Starbucks coffee tastes "burnt" :7 )
 

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