I have a very funny and slightly pitiful story to share with all of you. Last night, dh and i went out with another couple for drinks and dinner. One of the biggest attorneys in our area who is in his early 50s decided last year that he wanted to achieve psudo-rock-star status. (forgive my snickering:+ )He put together this band of local "talent" and started doing shows around town. He has grown his hair out into a mullet and wears bowling shirts to the shows. How anyone takes this guy seriously as an attorney Mon-Fri is beyond me! But, i digress..........
So, we go to the live music club downtown last night and lo and behold, his band is having a cd-release party!
We go in and this clown-ass attorney has hired all these young ladder scalers to wear angles costumes. The ones on the VS commercials! They have on boyshort underwear, thigh-high stockings, merrywidow corsets and garters with these HUGE wings!!!! What's worse, they were all in a VERY "mind-altered" state There were 10 total and 9 were wearing all white, but the one who the attorney is currently "dating" was in all black. She looked like a buzzard! He had her on stage with the band and she was "dancing" around and kept trying to flap to the music and so she ended up looking like she was attempting the "funky chicken" dance. Very funny! Then she kept dancing in front of said attorney/guitar god:+ and unintentionally hit him in the face with her wing! This happened several more times and in the end she wound up knocking him off stage!:7 :7 :7 He was most displeased about that
The entire audience was saying "what is he thinking with all the angles and why is the one on stage" Now granted, his band is wretched and i'm sure the whole "bird/angle fest" was to disract from the sound of the band, or make them look more rockstar with a groupie set, but it was pitiful to me, my friends and most of the audience we overheard talking about it. What a loser!!!
jes
So, we go to the live music club downtown last night and lo and behold, his band is having a cd-release party!
We go in and this clown-ass attorney has hired all these young ladder scalers to wear angles costumes. The ones on the VS commercials! They have on boyshort underwear, thigh-high stockings, merrywidow corsets and garters with these HUGE wings!!!! What's worse, they were all in a VERY "mind-altered" state There were 10 total and 9 were wearing all white, but the one who the attorney is currently "dating" was in all black. She looked like a buzzard! He had her on stage with the band and she was "dancing" around and kept trying to flap to the music and so she ended up looking like she was attempting the "funky chicken" dance. Very funny! Then she kept dancing in front of said attorney/guitar god:+ and unintentionally hit him in the face with her wing! This happened several more times and in the end she wound up knocking him off stage!:7 :7 :7 He was most displeased about that The entire audience was saying "what is he thinking with all the angles and why is the one on stage" Now granted, his band is wretched and i'm sure the whole "bird/angle fest" was to disract from the sound of the band, or make them look more rockstar with a groupie set, but it was pitiful to me, my friends and most of the audience we overheard talking about it. What a loser!!!
jes
