A silly song...

allwildgirl

Cathlete
I made up a new song in the shower this morning. Sing along with me!

I've got a big, fat jiggly bum
I've got a big fat, jiggly bum
It wiggles and it jiggles
And it makes me kind of glum
I've got a big, fat jiggly bum!!!!

:+
 
Second verse:

I've got dimpled and lumpy thighs,
I've got dimpled and lumpy thighs,
Their sturdy and strong
But their size makes me sigh.
I've got dimpled and lumpy thighs.
 
I've got rolls and rolls galore,
I've got rolls and rolls galore,
I could do crunches,
But that would be a chore
I've got rolls and rolls galore!
 
Aaaaah, this thread should come with a warning!!!!

Off to clean up the oatmeal I just spit out while LMAO!!!! :7 :7
 
My belly has a bulge
My belly has a bulge
All because I eat too many sweets
and I can't seem to not indulge
My belly has a bulge.

Jean
 
aaahhemmm....mi Mi MI MI Mi mi mi....


I've got two triceps
They wave and flop
Flop and wave
Wave and flop
Oh those darned triceps that wave and flop
I cease waving farewell but they don't stop
They're friendly old triceps that wave and flop

Thank you...Thank you *bow*

Take Care
Laurie:)
 
Ha! That's Fantastic!
Sadly the first two verses are totally my theme songs.

Throw a chorus in between, and I think you really got something there.
 
Gosh, I'll just string all the previously cited verses together for my song, but I'll change 'bit fat jiggly butt' to 'lumpy, saggedy butt"(I made up the word "saggedy," in case you weren't sure, ;-) ).
 
Chocolate, chips and cookies call to me!
Chocolate, chips and cookies call to me!
They smell so yummy
taste better in my tummy!
Chocolate, chips and cookies call to me!
 

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