A little funny - a little lewd

Sunshine1528

Cathlete
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line
is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...'

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.



If you don't send this to five friends right away,
There will be five fewer people laughing in the world!
 
:D!!!!!!! That was great!

(I love how I saw the word "lewd" and then made a beeline for the thread. Hm...what does that say about me?!)
 
told this to ppl at work and one girl about peed her pants LOL. really loosened up a tense morning at the ol' workplace.

kassia
 

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