Workout bloopers

Oh LauraMax I am crying!

Okay guys...funniest thing. Last summer I decided that my afternoon snack would be protein bars. I never realized that they would have such horrible side effects...LIKE GAS which smelled like rotten eggs!
My husband promised that he would workout with me. Not just weight work but cardio too! I was so excited that I put in Rhythmic Step one afternoon and jumped for joy to see him all ready to go. About 3/4 of the way through, the gas began to build and I knew I couldn't contain it. To hear my husband tell it you would think it was the most awful smell in the whole world. He stops stepping and says "I think the septic tank is backed up!" "Do you smell that?!" He looks at me in horror and says, "Is that you?! Oh my God that is not natural!!!" "Please do not eat any more of those disgusting protein bars...that is not right!"
I laughed so hard I fell off the step and laid on the floor and giggled until I couldn't breathe!

The hysterical thing is that when we were newly married DH insisted I make him 16 bean soup. So I did. He ate that soup for supper every night for a week. I woke up several nights later to a similar smell and began to yell "STINK...STTTTIINNNNKKK!" DH thought that he was the supreme being for YEARS after that.

Well little did he know...

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This morning I was doing a treadmill workout from Barry's Bootcamp and got to the part where you walk backwards at an incline. Started off fine and was doing ok. Then when it was time to step to the sides and turn around, my brian wasn't sending the proper signals to my legs. I just continued walking and for some reason slowed down and I went right into the wall behind my treadmill. Luckily that was only at 2.0 mph or it would have been ugly.
 
You ladies are killing me! I have one...

Now, I'm not an expert horsewoman, but I have been riding them for years. A while back, I was lucky enough to shareboard a beautiful quarter horse mare. It had been a few years since I had been riding, but not even that would explain how I managed to get a leg in the stirrup and lift myself up. Gracefully I managed to swing my other leg over the horse. And then the next thing I remember was that I was sitting on the ground with the horse looking at me with a confused expression on her face. I never did figure out how I managed to go right over - it was a western saddle, too!
 
Those fast feet shuffles are dangerous! I have landed on my butt a few times. My DH used to come running down the stairs to see if I was ok now he just yells "Fall off the step again honey?!!!"

Ok, when I was pregnant I always had gas. We went bowling one week end and I was tooting every few minutes. There was another couple next to us and the wife said to her husband, "You are embarrassing me! Go do that somewhere away from everyone." Well he was swearing to his wife that it wasn't him! and she didn't believe him! Well my DH whispered to me. I know that is you and not him. It was soooo funny! And of course I didn't stick up for the poor man!
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