<--- where is it?

<--- just booked her first ever real massage
<--- is terrified
<--- needs to lose 10 lbs and about 10% body fat before next Friday
 
<---thinks Robin's avatar is loverly!
<---informs all interested that in addition to the loonng drawl, hicks also typically turn one-syllable words into two, and very often two syllable words into one: oil = ol, boil = bol, lamp = layump, etc.
 
<--- says Shelley!!! lol
<--- has seen you pics and KNOWS you don't require any such losses!
<--- is very proud of you for booking a massage and this counts!!!
<--- you deserve this and you better keep that appt!
<--- says she ordered a massage for her DH for a Valentine's Day gift 15 years ago and he's gotten 2 or 3 massages a month ever since

Michele
 
<--- thanks Michele
<--- says that Massage Therapy is covered under her extended health care benefits up to $500 per calendar year so she doesn't even have to pay for it
 
<---is jumping up and down that Shelley has scheduled a long overdue massage YAY YAY YAY YAY
<---says the only thing more exciting....nope it's not more exciting:7
<---is so happy to have another hick around
<---adds that the word "yes" in southern hick has no limit to the number of syllables
 
<---is not kidding, Michele! It was like learning a whole new language when <--- moved back here. Sometimes <--- still has trouble translating.
<---gives next hick-talk lesson: y'all is the most popular word around. It can be both singular and plural. It can also be the source of a few double contractions: y'all're, y'all's, y'all'll (translated: you are, yours, and you will)
 
<--LOVES Robin's avatar!! YAY!! :D
<--wonders why Shelley would feel the need to lose weight in order to have a massage even if she did have body fat (which she doesn't)
<--is having a luna bar and decaf coffee break
<--is LOL@ Shannon's drawl
<--can do a Lawn Guyland accent, and thinks of those folks as hicks compared to us city slickers :+
-Nancy
 
<---is at the liberry
<---was so excited driving here <---almost hit a parked car
<---is not fibbing!
<---thanks Shelley again for the avatar
<---knows Shelley doens't have any pounds or body fat to lose!
<---has to get to the grocery store now, so enchiladas can be made and time still be found to workout
<---smacky kisses and squeezy hugs
 
<---is a little late on the congrats to Shelley - missed those posts somehow - that massage is going to feel GREAT
 
<--- thanks everyone for their support
<--- is very very very very self-conscious and would hate for the masseuse to think "ewwwwwwwwwwwww flabby"
<--- says that's what she thinks when she looks in the mirror
<--- can do lots of different accents and has an embarrassing habit of picking up accents in aboot 30 seconds and starting to mimic whoever she's talking to
 
<---thinks good grief, it's hard to keep up with this thread
<---tells Melody, no, she's not a born hick, but has had lots of practice, since she's been here since age 9
 
<---knows for a fact that Shelley is in no way flabby - just take a look at her picture trail!
<---understands the self-consciousness though, because <--- won't even wear a bathing suit - of any type.
 
<--- cannot take any more of this side splitting hickalarity!!!
<--- has major sore side from laughing
<--- yells SHELLEY!!! and she just cannot believe that you haven't taken advantage of this clause in your health plan:eek:
<--- now wants Shelley to schedule massages spaced out through the year until her moola is gone!:p :D
<--- edits to add that she can definitely understand feeling self-conscious but really, Shelley, you're HOT! Really!
<--- promises she would never say that if she didn't mean it
<--- edits one more time to tell Shelley that the masseus (if it's a guy...or maybe if it's a girl) will be thinking WOW! she's HOT!
<--- wonders WTH is Lawn Guyland?

Michele
 
<---knew the Long Island but Shelley posted before <---could repostx(
<---but assures it could be long garland in GA:+
 
<--- says OOOOOOHHHHHH!!! now she gets it
<--- has always been slow--lol!
<--- tells Shell in case she missed it to look at her previous post

Michele
 
<--thanks Shelley for explaining
<--thinks you have to be a New Yawk-uh (or a world traveler like Shelley) to get the whole Lawn Guyland accent thing ;)
-Nancy
 
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