What never to say to a Police Officer

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What never to say to a Police Officer.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)


2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me, Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says 'Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

 

[Liann]

Good ones Bill!

 

[MSJ]

:7 :7 :7

Maggie

 

[tneah]

:+ I especially liked the "hey, are you the guy from the Village People!"

 

[kathryn]

LOL!

My favorites:

> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
>are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
>
> 12. When the Officer says 'Gee Your eyes look red, have you
>been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee
>Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating
>doughnuts?

 

[TeTe]

Thanks for the a.m. chuckle, Bill! Why did I like this one so much:

"7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"

 

[cakebaker]

So, Mr. Bill, in your career as a police officer, how many of these quotes did you hear personally?! A few, I'll bet!

 

[Sunshine 1528]

Those are good ones - thanks for sharing a few laughs !

I have quite a few family members that probably hear these constantly. Maybe we can take a poll of those that are most common?

 

[JennieR]

Number 12 is my favorite. :7

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[dlavie]

Hunter S Thompson in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" had a parable about dodging tickets.

He would get a police officer chasing him at high speed on the interstate. As he approached an exit he would hold off on taking the exit until right before the exit ramp ended. At high speeds even with the sharpest of reflexes the officer would wind up doing donuts down the exit ramp chasing him. Shortly afterwards he would pull over in the breakdown lane and wait for the officer to catch up. He would be standing outside the car and remind the officer that at least he had remained in control. He said it probably would have worked except for the can of Budweiser in his hand.

Hunter S Thompson is immortalized as the character "Duke" in Doonesbury

 

[intensityjunkie]

lol! I may have to send that one to my brother (he is a police officer)